THE FILM CRITIC

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There's that one kid (probably wearing a black polo neck and white-washed jeans) who is constantly talking about the latest indie films they've seen, and probably bashing any recent box-office hit. They speak like they could easily make a better film than Nolan or any other famous director, and are usually more critical than positive.

They're the kind of person who believes that anything released by Marvel or Lionsgate is pure trash, and only like silent, black-and-white films. In general this person pisses everyone off- just let me enjoy the goddamn film! Stop telling me about how the lighting and scenery are reflective of the patriarchal society, this is the freaking Emoji film (I would like to clarify that I have not and do not plan to see the emoji film.)

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