Ask Jeff and Teh Creepypastas

Cookies for days

-----WARNING CONTAINS GAMES AND CONSOLES TO BE BROKEN!!! ((Cried while in making )) UNLESS U FEAR NOT THE DAMAGE CONTINUE YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED---------

Moon: *upside down on the ceiling* sup bitch?
Toby:............hey Moon.................can u pass the cookies?
Moon: I don't know~ why should I?
Toby:...*sigh* cause Sally wants to play tea party and I don't want her getting mad at me.
Moon:........then y aren't you dressed?
Toby:..............just give me the cookies and stop being a dick.
Moon: hey just saying you don't have to lie, and besides its empty.
Toby: WHAT?!?!
Moon: I SAID IT'S EMPTY!!! READ MY LI-
Toby: I HEARD U THE FIRST TIME! I MEAN Y IS IT EMPTY I SAW U FILL IT!
Moon: oh I know u heard me. I just said it to somewhat piss u off. Jane took em.
Toby:............*walks away*
Moon: Bye~ he gone?
Sally: yeah he's gone.
Me: sorry Jane
Jane: its fine I guess
Clockwork: pass a cookie plz
Sally: Moon y won't u tell everyone u make these?
Moon: cuz, everyone will ask me to make more..........well they already do but ask me to get more. Well they would force me to.
Sally: oh......I see....can I have another?
Jane: *munch munch* oh shit someones coming!! *closes cupboard*
Clockwork and Sally do the same
Moon: ......hey........
Slender:................give me a hand full or I tell Toby
Moon: *sigh* Fine.....Jane pass a baggie full........better treat this like I'm dealing drugs ¦[
Jane:*passes cookies*
Slender:.........of course u think I'm crazy?
Moon: u threatened me.....a second ago.....
Slender: for reasons
Moon:........you tell no one..............

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BEN: hey...... Got the stuff??......Did the stuff arrive??
Moon: its double this time.......
BEN: WHAT?!?! Y..........OK OK I'LL GET YOU THE HEARTS AND NUTELLA BY TOMORROW......
Moon: the big guy found out the shipment and mugged me.............threatened if I didn't give any he'd tell Toby......
BEN: Damn.....ok I gtg I hear EJ coming up
Moon: better have that stuff by tomorrow at 12......or be prepared to drown over and over again and ill leave you to the fan girls
BEN: o-k o-k I promise I will have them just plz
Moon: *hands him a bag full warm cookies* Get
BEN: Tysm *runs off to his room*

-later----
*banging on the door*
Jeff: OPEN UP!!!! CPP ((Cookie Pasta Police))
BEN: SHIT!!*Jumps out of the window*
Jeff: *breaks down door* WE GOT A RUNNER!! LEFT SIDE HEADING WEST!!
Hoodie: Sending in the hell hound
EJ: *Gets on Seed eater and takes off*
BEN: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!! *trips*
Seed Eater and EJ: TARGET IS DOWN I REPEAT TARGET IS DOWN AND APPREHENDED.

BEN: *wakes up* uh my head......where? Where am I?
*bright light comes on*
Jeff and EJ: the interrogation chamber
EJ: so Care to tell us what we found in ur back pocket?
BEN:........my wallet?
Jeff: NO JOKING AROUND HERE BITCH AND NO OTHER FUNNY BUSINESS!!! *slaming down on the table*
EJ: *holds hand up* nope *pulls out a bagged cookie and presents*
Jeff: we found this
BEN:.......That's not mine o-o
EJ: hmmm not yours huh? * slides pictures of his room with crumbs all over the bed. And a couple pictures of chocolate and crumbs on his face*
BEN:.......not my room or a pic of me.........that's link........
Jeff: WHERE ARE THEY?? WHERE IS SHE?!?! ((ledle))
BEN: I don't know who you're talking about!!!
EJ: easy Batman...ok Slick. You wanna play it that way huh? *pulls put PlayStation controller*
BEN:........what, that for me?
EJ: *turns it over to show Ben's name* it is yours, I took it from your room.
BEN: wait..... That's my favorite controller.....What are you gonna do with Stacy?
EJ: bring up the box
Jeff: *pulls out a box full of controllers, consoles, a bunch of Ben's devices*
EJ: ok pick one
BEN:................
EJ: not talkin? Ok .... Fish me out that blue clear controller
Jeff: better start talkin *hands him the blue controller*
EJ: ok tell me.....where is SHE. And how did you get the stuff? Who's your dealer?
BEN: I TELL NO ONE!! *spits in their direction*
EJ: not what I wanted to hear *smashes blue controller*
BEN: NOOO!!!!! BEATRICE!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FUCKEN ASS TITS!!!!!
Jeff: gonna start talkin? Or we gonna give the Rake a new chew toy?
BEN:......I can always buy or steal more......
EJ: ok *tosses a white Xboxcontroller to the Rake* if he still doesnt start talkin soon ill give you a whole set
BEN:OH MY GO- NOOOOOOOO.............WAIT......you....wouldn't.....
EJ:.....I....WOULD.............*gets ready to toss "Stacy" the controller*
BEN:......SHE SHOULD BE IN THE BASEMENT.... getting more......I can't tell u my dealer or they will be fed to something called a karma.........*shiver* its said to look like a fat burned meatloaf and it has many fat folds........and it smells........a lot.......coughs up gross white stuff and sometimes annoying........very dangerous .........even to us........I heard that people get dragged into the folds and are never seen again.........and its old......((this is a dog............basically her description))
Jack:...................W.T.F......
Jeff: THE FUCK IS THIS STORY TIME?!?! HOW DID U GET THE STUFF!!!
BEN: Calm ur titties geeze........my dealer gave them to be.......in the living room this afterno-
Jeff:BULLSHIT!
Jack: *tosses a PlayStation console*
BEN: NOOOO NOT BETTY!!!! I HAVE SO MUCH SAVED ON HER!!
Rake: yay :V
Jack: start giving us the truth or I will just give the whole thing to Sally's bear to ruin
BEN: OK OK THE DEVIL GAVE THEM TO ME AT HER DOOR *gasps* SHIT JUST KILL ME NOW PLEASE!!!!!
Jeff: She's been dealing under the table. This will be interesting
EJ: Very...And trouble some.......did we check in on her a couple days ago???
Jeff: I think so....hmmmm
BEN: please kill me *mumbling* I can feel death approaching and it feels like he's here to watch cuz it will be her personally to take my life yet again.......
Rake: yay *walks away with treasures*

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Moon:..............that double crossing son of a -....... *starts making the smell of cookies vanish and hides any evidence somewhere in another realm* ok just use ur poker face and everything will be alright

----------in readers city/home town-----

Reader: *yawn* y am I reading this cra- holy jumping flaming broccoli!! I think I have smelled heaven and hell.... It smells so lovely and so deadly.......what does it come from?!?! *the smell is so devine u think u might actually faint* what beckons me to commit a great sin?!?!

-a plate of cookies-

Reader: HOW DARE YOU SIT SO SEDUCTIVELY!!!! HOW YOU OFFER YOURSELF TO ME SO INNOCENTLY AND DEVILOUSLY!!!! *hand on forehead* oh I must take thee now for I can not resist thee any longer!!! *picks up plate* oh don't look at me like that!!
Plate of cookies:......
Reader: if u say that I won't hold back! *intense eyebrow raising*

P.O.C.(.lol point of cookies but just plate of cookies y do I do this to myself )): ......
Reader: oh honhonhon~ if u insist

-----after first bite------
Reader: *tripping balls*
Cookies as a person: Oh reader Senpai! Please take all of me!!!!
Reader: oh don't worry I will

--------couple hours later------
Mother/father/person: Hey _______, I got the drink you've been asking for for a whil- AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Reader: *ODED on cookies* ((all are gone even crumbs, not even the taste is there))

---------------RIP reader now in heaven---
Moon: damn I wasn't finished with those cookies.......I didn't put the final ingredient on top......the part when it won't kill u.......but how did they survive with my 8 cookies........they should have oded when it touched their tongue........
*Door breaks down*
Jeff and EJ: YOU'RE COMING WITH US!! *pointing nerf guns and bananas*
Moon: ok ok no there was no need to break my fucken door. u could have knocked like normal beings *hands up* not that we are normal
Jeff: a- *opens mouth to yell but closes seeing her point*....
EJ: ok now put ur hands on the bed nice and slow where we can see them.
Moon:.....ok ok *puts hands on the bed* what do you want me to strip for you too while I'm at it???
Offender: *was walking by* that would be really nice
EJ: SHUT IT MR HANDSY!!!!
Offender: hey~ *walks away with hands up*
Moon: ok what next?
EJ: search her
No OnE: will do *walks over and is gonna start*
Moon: Hey, Hey!! Dinner and a movie first buddy!!!
No OnE: oh really?
NoThInG: hey hands off the merchandise!!! I saw them first!! And besides I thought he was talking ta me!!
No OnE: no no no what are you talking about I saw ' em first and he asked me!!
Jeff and EJ: watch as they "argue"
No OnE and NoThInG: *look over and wink*
Moon:*nods and gets low and crawls under the bed* ((sketchy place under there is all I'm gonna tell ya)
------------------------to be continued...........----

Hey guys ik I haven't updated in like how long
*mother walks in seeing I'm talking to a wall and rocking back and forth*
But I haven't had WiFi for my poor phone and been here and there getting pissed off and all.......for reasons......but yea sorry again I've just been bleh and writing when ever. And this took five ever to write cuz at times it was alright and I'd lose interest....to be honest it was supose to be short but idk how it got to this point.......really any way sorry u died......I can bring u back if you'd like :3 and a bunch of other things.......if u can please mention a cp name I would loaf it cuz it feels as tho I am just repeating myself or just going with favorites...........but who cares I'm just gonna continue whenevs so "Ty and I will catch you all!!! In the next 'video' (chapter) bye~ bye~ ((sorry lots been stuck in my head comment if u know what or who I'm talking about))
Mom: *turns away back to phone* yes doctor she's getting worse.....yes she takes the meds........no they seem to be making it worse.....she talks like people are watching or reading something of hers like a crowd or something........yes I would love to send her in on Monday. Yes the afternoon works out perfectly. Thank you again doctor for you're time.*hangs up* honey come take ur vitamins :D
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*floor creak behind you*

Reader: da fucc? *turns around to see someone* OH SHIT!!!@*-#*3-#&?@!!!!!!

Tree: Hey there sugar tits ((a drunk tree))

Reader:OH HELL NO!!! *pulls out a bat out of nowhere* YEET!!

Tree:oh fuq  *gets hit and flies out the window*

Reader: ..... *looks out the broken window to see the person on the ground unconscious* ...... Ledle so tweeting bout this *pulls out phone and starts typing* this bitch broke in my home and - yeas first instinct was go tweet and not call the cops-