Ask Jeff and Teh Creepypastas

Rake

Toby:Hey~ finally!! I'm on here again!!! Been like forever since I've been on!! *stretches* I'm hungry...I smell waffles...*gets up and goes to the kitchen*
Jeff:...where the fuck is she?!?!
Blu: i don't give a flying f//k *takes a sip of her Kool-aid*
Sally: *playing with her teddy bear*...JEFF!!EJ!!!
EJ: *hides behind the couch*
Jeff: fuck...come on EJ she seen u...time for a...
Sally: A tea party!!
Jeff: *groans* why~! Me!~
Slender: bitch better play with her...*whispers to both of them*
EJ: ok ok! *bumps into a lamp* sorry BEN...
Masky: *snickers*
BEN: *blushing and >:[ *
Sally: Teddy wants to sit by both of you guys!! ^ ^
EJ and Jeff: *looks at Teddy. Somehow Teddy is looking back at them* ...we're fucked...*sits one either side of Teddy*
Me: Wat up bitches!! *wearing black shades tang top grey short shorts and holding a Nutella smoothie*
NoThInG: WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!?
Me: Reaping...
Jake-in his shadow form-: it was fun...*slurp*
Me: hey~... ( o 3 o )
No One: then why the Spring break look?!
Me: hey just cuz I look like this doesn't mean anything...
Teddy: Bull shet!!
Everyone but Sally: ( O c O )...
Me: ( = ~ = ) demon bear *walks over to the couch and sits on the ceiling*
Jane: hey Moon~! I'm finally in this shitty book  again...that you never continue...or that Me in Slenderland...bitch...
Rake: :3
Me:...uhhhhhh...fine...
Rake: yay!!!! *jumping up and down*
Everyone but me and Rake: WTF? (0 - 0)...
Me: here*hands him a bottle*
Rake:!! How long will it last ?
Me: eh probably a couple weeks...but no more CORPSES EVERYWHERE!! OR ALL THAT OTHER SHIT...FROM NOW ON!!
Rake: yes yes I promise!! :3
Me:...ok...go on and drink it already!!
Rake: *opens it and drinks it without a drop wasted* ah...well?...did it work?
Everyone but me: what? Is something suppose to happen? *shrugs*
Me: uh...it might take an hour or at least over night...so just go sleep on it...
Rake: ok~...*walking up the stairs*
Me:...where does he sleep?
Sally: in a box in the attic
Me:...didn't I get him a bed?
Slender: oh that's why the bed was in there...I thought he stole it from my mansion...
Me:...what about the drawer in there too?
Slender:...there's a drawer in there...and I didn't see it?
Me:...how can you miss it I mean it was huge...
Rake: idk...I'm gonna go sleep in my box ooo~!!!! Moon! Can I show chu mah home(;w;)
Me:...fine~...god ur like an ugly cute when u do that...but please don't do that dog face -Home Slice XD "Ew~!!!!! Sick!!" Hehehehehe  sorry ok back to this shit- that's just ugly...
Rake: ok!!! :D
Me:...
Everyone but Rake: Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）
Me: wat?
Everyone but Rake: Why r u treating him like that?!?! He's gross and shit...sometimes...and stole ur clothes and ours made ur room like shit!
BEN: well shittier than it already was ( -3- )
Me: asshole (*｀へ'*)
Rake: come on!!
Me: Mmk...be right back...*follows him up stairs* meh this better be good
Rake: it is!!! :DDDDDDD
Me:...is this it?
Rake: yups! Go in my box!
Me:...o...k...*goes inside* ...did u get this front closet?...hey that's where my pillow went!!!!
Rake:...u actually noticed?
Me: YES I DID!! BITCH I LOVE MAH PILLOWS!!! GO STEAL BENS OR SOMETHING!!!
Rake: ok ok geese...
Me:...you don't look that bad...except that weird look u keep giving me...
Rake: (*☻-☻*) hmm?
Me:...*holds up a mirror* look...
Rake: *gasp* I.i.I Look so...FABULOUS!!!!*runs down stairs*
Me: wait!!
Rake:*ends up tripping* ow...(;^;) dat h-h-hurt...(;~;)
Me:...don't cry u woos. Get up slowly...ur not use to these legs...I make it sound like The Little Mermaid. Wtf...
Rake: ( ; 3 ;) ok...*gets up but looks weird*
Me: ok now take tiny steps at a time...
Rake: *ste~ falls on his face* ow *muffled from the rug he stole from the hallway*
Me:...*sigh* ok get up...it gets easier after a while...u man baby... ( e - e )...
Rake:...*stands up and takes a few more steps and the hits the wall*
Me: *sippin on Kool-aid* take ur time...*slurp*
Rake: U COULD HELP ME!!!DX
Me: or I can just enjoy u trippin...
Rake: ur a jerk...*gets up and -a miracle starts walking without trippin*
Me: *applaud and throws a socks like it was roses* yay!! U did it!! Finally...lets go!!
Both of us go downstairs: hey guys I'm back
Everyone: hey *doesn't bother looking up*
BEN: -was chosen without a say and here is his line-  hey fresh meat B)
Me:...no...same meat...s-s-same...meat...
BEN:...what do u mean?
Everyone:???
Me:...guys...this is the Rake...
Everyone:... we already have a Rake
Me: no no no I mean this IS the Rake...in his now human form...
Everyone: ！(◎_◎;) Σ(￣。￣ﾉ)ﾉ
Me:...yes...its him
Rake: hi guys!! ^^
Blu:he's got big fucken eyes
Everyone:*agrees*
Rake:(O_O) what?
Me:...ok then...well go enjoy urself while it lasts I'm gonna go with mah Home Slice here and go party and shit...maybe even go do that challenge...(Happy Birthday ChibiRussia907 )