BlueMusicWolf: I dare Dr. Smiley to dress like a girl for two days with no one knowing(Not da person NoOne, no one no one!) I dare Jeff to switch bodies with eyeless Jack or Ben Drowned Slendy why are faceless?
And~
DarkSky907:I dare NoThInG an NoOne to pull a prank on Slendy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~warning there are pervs in this CH.!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: *found my way out of the closet. I walk to me room and find a note on my bed.reads* ... Hey Dr. Smiley can u come here for a sec?
Dr. Smiley: hmm? What's up Moon? -listens- ( O c o ) Wait what!!! I have to do what!!
Me: Now go disapear for a couple of days without anyone finding out...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Blu: Hey has anyone seen Dr. Smiley?
Me: ( e _ e ) really?
Blu: *totally forgot the dare* What? Chu know where he is?
Me: Nuuuuu~...( Q m Q ) why...what do u need him for...
Dr. Smiley I mean Jesse: Hi ( o n o ) im Jesse im gonna be here for a couple of days.
Blu: HI!!!! DO CHU WANT SOME WAFFLZ!!! # -( > U < )-#
Toby: I heard Waffllez! ( O - O )
Blu: Yes Toby-kun. u heard wafflez. Do chu want some?
Toby: Don't need to ask me twice! \( > u < )-# I GOT MAHSELF A WAFFLE!!!!!!
Jesse: anywhos... I was wondering does anyon~
Offendy: Who the hot chick?! ( w )
Jesse: ( O c o ) stay away from me...
Offendy: Don't be scared suger! I was only asking.
Me: ( o - o ) we all know ur hitting on her. So why do~
Offendy: What's the matter darling? *caresses my face with his tentdrill* Are u jelly? U know I will always have time for u. *brings me closes by wrapping his tendrils around my waist*
Me: Gah! unhand me! or whatever chu call this!!!!!!!! Harassment!!! stop dis at once before I wish chu nightmares instead of sweet dreams like all others!!!! *my victums*
Offendy: Are u threatining me DARLING! *starts squeezing a little bit*
Me: *kinda comes out like a hushed whisper* G-G-GOD DAMMIT OFFENDY!! LET ME GO.
( Q c Q )
NoThInG: *Runs and does a ninja kick to Offendy's face*HA uu son of a~ Offendy: *knocked out unconsious*NoThInG: uhh...( o 3 o ) lets just leave him there...
Blu: Hee hee hee ( * w * )
Me: uhh Blu? chu look like those creeps in anime...
Blu: *pulls out a sharpie* Why don't u guys go one w/o me I'll catch up...hee hee hee
Everyone but Blu: ooookkkkkk.......*walks out of the livivng room*
Me: NoThInG! NoOne! Get ur asses ovr here *motions them to the kitchen* ( > u < )
NoThInG and NoOne: ( e - e ) really what is it?
Me: *careless whisper*
Them: ( O c o ) we're gonna get out asses grassed though!
Me: Yeah! that is...if ur caught... ( - w - ) *i love my evil mind- mah thoughts*
Them: *looks at each other* o-o-ok...*sneaks in in Slendy's room while he's taking a nap*
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