BlueMusicWolf : Masky!!! WHO DID YOU SAY!!?????(dis does not count)Okay I know I asked and dared already but it is so fun!!! Dr.Smiley WHY DO YOU BE A WEIRDO NERD!!!! AND EYELESS JACK I DARE TO KISS uhh....umm...hang on....*thinking music*...rrr... A FANGIRL AND BEN AND JEFF!! MAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AND HI TOBY!!!!!!!! *runs out of no where*
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Masky: GAH!!! *falls backwards* I-i-i said you my cheese cupcake! ( ^ U ^ )<3...( O_O ) *just now he realized what he said* blush* I-i-i... MASTERS CALLING MEH!!!!! ( >\\\\\< ) *Runs off *
Me: Well that was interesting... *poking Toby* soooo u feeling JELLY yet Toby?!
Blu: HI TOBY-KUN!!!!!!
Toby: *Goes off to teh kitchen. Grumbles sumting under his breath and u hear pots and pans*
Me: FINE DONT ANSWER MEH QUESTION... See what happens later... XP. Hey Dr. Pepper? I-i-i mean Smiley...hee hee hee* rubs the back of my head* U DIDNT HEAR ANYTHING * creepy scary voice*..... so u gonna answer Blu or what...
Toby: *comes back* Eat or kiss teh waffle Blu!! *storms off...Storms back* enjoy my sweet! *removes mask and gentle kisses her cheek. then storms off to him room blushing*
Blu: ( O\\\\\o ) Meep! *holds waffles*
Dr. Smiley: *looks at Blu*
Blu: Hhhheeeeyyyyy *waves* *waves some more till she falls on her back with only one shoe on...wait what?!?!?!
Dr. Smiely: Do i need to FIX you Blu? ( O W o )-^ *holds up a small knife*
Blu: NUUUU!!!!!!!! *runs off*
Ej: Do i Have to Moon?!
Me: Yus u do sadly... ( -_-)' but if u come back in ONE PIECE...i will give u uhh idk what do u want if u return unnscathed ?
Ej: All i Want for CHRISTMAS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIDNEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( > U < ) and maybe *mumble mumble mumble*Me: Oooookkkk....NOW GO!!!!!!!!!! CX *shoves him out the door on his quest to kiss a fangirl and live in one piece*
Ej: ok....*sneaks up on an alone fangirl*
Animal Planet spokes person voice*
The sad yet brave Creepypasta slowly sneaks up on his prey i mean predator a.k.a the vicious fangirl...
Ej: Would u fucken shut the hell up or talk quiter like x1000 quiter they have sensitive hearing!! *shout whisper*
WELL SORRY *whispers x1000 quiter* he slowly snuck up on his unsuspected prey i mean predator and JUMPS HER!! He is desperately trying not to cause attention but ends up killing the thing *cough *about *cough* time* cough cough*
Ej: Glare with blank eyes* removes bottom half of his mask and peks at her cheek. gets up and runs like the wind back to the manor...stops runs back takes her kidneys then runs for the manor* now for Jeff and Ben...
The prey goes to find his next two victims called the Jeff and Ben whe-
Ej: Fuck off will ya! Get a life u stalker!!
OK FINE I WILL GET A LIFE *leaves*
Ej: Finaly that moro-
*chucks a muffins at him*
Ej: OWWW WTF I SAID GO AWAY GET A LIFE OR A JOB!!! OOOOOWWWWW THESE THINGS ARE AS HARD AS ROCkS!!!! AREN'T U EVER GONNA RUN OUT!!!!!!!
NO I GOT A JOB AND NO THEY WILL NEVER RUN OUT CUZ I WORK AT TEH MUFFIN FACTORY!!!!!! *French voice all of a sudden no longer an Animal Planet voice*
Ej: *survies the muffins and reaches the manor* Runs up to both Ben and Jeff with a fake mustache* Mamma mia! MUAH MUAH!!! Runs off to his room and finds a cooler with kidneys filled to the top* Thank you Moon for these blessed Kidneys!! *praises the stuff his face with alot of the kidneys.
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OMG that took so long!!... im tired but this is fun and it's 12 :15 am and...derp ( - 3 - ) ... ( O -o ) finals are tomorow and derp...oh well i'll do fine...hopefully
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HumorRead and get cookies and cake or I might have to give you nightmares ...Ask us random questions or anything, dare us, you get it now ask away and i will give you it and cookies for your own entertainment , Moon, Blu, Sky, any Creepypasta will do any...
