Everyone met in the ball room and were all dressed up.
Everyone: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! *Party noise makers confetti falling and balloons everywhere*
Blu: YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! I'M GONNA EAT SOME WAFFLEZ FIRST THING THIS NEW YEAR!!!! TOBY!!!!! COME AND EAT SOME WIT MAH!!!!!!!
Toby: Be right ther~
-warning there is a midget bi tree in this and i didn't create IT!- very creepy, will go after anyone-
Tree: Hey *hic* Chugar Lumps!!
Me and Blu: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE TREE!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HE'S DRUNK!!!!! NO GOD PLZ NO!! NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone:*grabs the tree and throws it out the window*
Everyone: thank you!!!
Me: Ok what are we gonna do next Blu? *drinks some punch* huh homie *hic*
Blu: Who spiked the punch?! normally I would but it looks like someone else beat me to it ( - m - )!
Masky: Is she drunk?
Me: NUUU! I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!! *Hic*
Slendy: Child. Why r u drunk?
Me: IM NOT DRUNK *hic* UR DRUNK *hic* -slendy turns around to make new punch- Wait...I lied *hic* I'm drunk! I'm so funkin drunk!
NoThInG: Yep she's drunk...*puts his arm around my neck and whispers* but it's ok i am too *hic* ( e w e )
Blu: Who the fu- *looks at NoOne*
NoOne: What *Hic* i didn't do it! * holds up empty bottle of liquor* oops... ( e - o )-[]
Ben: ( e u o ) hey gurls who wants to play a game with mah!!
Gilrs near him: *turn* ( o 3 e )? wat he talkin?
Ben: Starts grabbing girls and taking them to the other living room to play a game of...TWISTER!!!! ( e w e ) *perverted face*
Everyone near by:: ( o c O ) U PERV!!
Slendy: -comes back with new punch- Ok. No one meaning anyone and NoOne is going to rui~ BEN! ( ) !
Ben: Yyyyyeeeeeeessssss! ur highness ( e 3 e )
Slendy: ( )....Ur grounded from Games for a week *takes his games*
Ben: NNNUUUUU!!!! Im sorry my babies!! *games*
Offender: Hee hee hee can i joi~ ( 3 )
Me: *stands on top of a table and starts singing* I pick all my skirts to be a little too SEXY! Just like all my thoughts they always get a bit NAUGHTY! When I'm out with my girls I always play a bit BITCHY! Can't change the way i am SEXY NAUGHTY BITCHY ME!!
Offender: Hee hee hee nvm *starts throwing cash at me* ( w )dance for mah
Jeff: ( O c O ) Moon!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!! EJ HELP ME WITH MOON!!!! OFFENDY MIGHT JUST~
Pewdiepie: Ooohhh Shit!
Cry: ( O\\\\\o ) woah...
EJ and Jeff: *climbs on the table* Ok Moon i need to bring u to ur room before he trys any funny biz with u...
Me: Why Hello Friend!!!! or should i say *hic* my knights in shining armor! ( e w e ) *hic*
Both of them: ( O\\\O ) wat?! EJ: Moon come on if Slendy sees u he'l~
Slendy: My Children get down from there at once an~ *turns to Offendy very slowly and very creepy-kinds like Sakura in Naruto when she's mad-* ( ) U try to pull anything with anyone i will kill u...
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Morning
Me: ( - c - ) *yawns and then looks around* ( O c O ) WTF happened las' night...* In NoThInG's closet* what did i do to deserve this...
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