Destroy Me

2."high light of my year"

"Bleep bleep. Bleep bleep"  "ughhhhh" I wake up and slam my alarm clock. "Jesus. It's my off day. Let me sleep." I say and curl back into my blankets. This is the life. It's so cozy on my off days- "pick up your phone! Ring ring! Pick up your phone!" Well, until that happens. Until someone decides to call me. "Ughhhhh" I say and pull my plug out of my phone. The caller ID says 'Lisa', my best friend (not the boyfriend stiller).
  "Yo Yo Yo! Wake up! We got so much to catch up on. Sooo..... How's my Sarah xxx Hues?" My friend ask me, using my full name. What? I'm not gonna let y'all know my middle name. Not yet at least. Anywho. Yep. That's my name. My name is Sarah Smith.

"Ohhh. You know? The usual. Being bored as $$$$" I say answering her question. Again, I'm not going to curse.

"Oh stop lying. You know your lonely. You know you need a man." She says

"Oh. Your right." I break. It's been a while since I've had a boyfriend.

"That's why..... I'm takeoff you out today and we are gonna go find you a few dates" she says.

"Oh great. Lucky me. Lisa, I don't have anything nice to wear." I think of all my outfits in my closet.

"Well.... I'm gonna go date-dress-shopping with you. It's all on me." She says. Omg. She is the most amazing  friend that I could ever have.

"Thank you soooooo much." I thank.

"No problem. Meet me at my house in 2 hours and wear descent clothes. Some that guys will like. If you don't have anything, put something on and I'll buy you something." She says.

"Omg! Really? Your the best friend ever! Thank you. See ya soon!" I say

"I know I am. Bye"she says. Her and her arrogant self.

"Whatever bye" then I hang up.
"I can't believe I might be going on a date!" I shriek and jump up and down on my bed. Man, I really need to get a life. Ugh. This is like the high light of my year. And the year is almost over. 6 more days and it will be over. Yay? I don't know how to feel about this.
   I get out of bed and walk to the kitchen. I walk past my old roommates room and think about how bad I need someone to move in. Man, I really am a bummer huh? I can cook, so why doesn't anyone wanna move in with me? Speaking of cooking, what should I make for breakfast? I look around my kitchen to find..., nothing. Nothing? "nothing?" Guess it's a grocery store say also. So, time for clothes it is. I walk to my closest and go through it. "Pink top, black top,ugly dress, ugly shoes, ugly everything." I name off clothes as I go through them. "Oh. My. God. Eww. Ugly turtle neck." I say, making a cringe face. I guess it's red top, ripped blue jeans, and my red converse. Maybe a black scarf and a black and red Bennie. Yep. Look good. Now,I need makeup and my hair done.
   Looks good to me. I look in the mirror and I have a simple brown and beige eyeshadow on. I have a light pink lipgloss. I have some mascara on. And I have some darkish pink/brown blush on. Cute, until I put them glasses on. Ughhhh! Crap, I didn't brush my teeth. I run back to my room and put on deodorant also while brushing my teeth. When I walk out, I grab my wallet and keys. I look in the wallet to see 4 poor little $20 bills just there. "Time to put you poor babies to use." I tell my money. Ahhhh crap, I didn't turn off the curling iron. Ughhhhh! I walk back into my room and turn it off. (I had done a simple curl at the bottom). I walk out of my apartment and lick the door.

"Hey James. Hey fredna." I wave to my 'neighbors'.

"Heyyy Sarah. Did you meet the person moving in 3 apartments down?" Fredna ask.

"Ha. No" I say. Hmmmm..... New neighbor?

"Yep. Well. Have fun girly. Where ever your going." James mumbles the last part. James is 45 years old and he loves his cigars. That's why the apartment hallway smells like cigars. I learnt to get used to it after a while. Fredna is 69 years old. She loves gossip. Fredna is like a grandmother to me. While James is like a dad to me.
   I stand there thinking about the new person. Anyway, I got places to be and somewhat on time. "Yeah wellll. I got places to be. Peace out my $$$$$$." I say. Again, I'm not showing the curse words that I use.

"Yeah yeah. Get out of here. Your trouble" James says.

"Hey, I'm not that bad." I say defending myself.
I walk away. When I walk past apartment 12A, a older woman is standing in the doorway. She looks to be 39 or so.

"Umm.... Hello. Are you our new neighbor?" I ask with caution.

"Uhhh...yes. I'm sorry. I haven't been able to meet y'all." She apologized

"Nah. No biggie. I understand." I say

"well.... I'm Madonna," the lady says.

"Nice to meet you Madonna. I'm Sarah." I say

"I hate to ask. But can you show my daughter, Tanya around?" She ask and calls her daughter out. Tanya looks about the same age as me. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, and pale skin.

"Sure? But, I'm going out with my friend right now. Soooo...... She can come with if she wants." I offer.

"That will be great. Thank you."  Madonna says. Ok, that was weird.

"Right. No problem." I say.
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"Sooo.... I'm Sarah And this is Lisa" I say. I decided that Tanya should meet Lisa. Sooo..... Tanya came with us today.

"Cool.... I'm Tanya and I don't give a fuck." She said. Oh no she didn't.