Sharknado

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So for those of you that are uncultured shits don't know what Sharknado is: It is a series of 5 movies(as of this year) that is a about a tornado that brings all the killer sharks out of the ocean and they attack humans. It has horrible special effects, poor acting, and also...do I even need to mention the fact that a shark CANNOT climb a rope.

I believe it is in the 2nd or 3rd movie that my least favorite scene ever happens. The son of the main character is trapped in a barrel that is in the ocean, which is them swallowed by a shark, which(if I remember correctly) is then swallowed by an even larger shark.

Now this first part doesn't bother me what really pisses me off is when the kids family cuts into the second shark to save him. So inside the larger shark sits the shark that swallowed the kid, when the dad uses a chainsaw, which btw was not with him when he first entered the shark. Now I really, really hate poor editing(it's from my years of editing). When he cuts into the second shark to get his son out, the camera angles changes, ALONG WITH THE CHAINSAW. When the shot changes, he is using a completely different chainsaw than he was in the beginning. This happens 3 times on the scene, THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING CHAINSAWS.





PS I love the Sharknado series, they are great and hilarious movies. Also the company that makes them is a parody movie company so the poor effects were on purpose....dont hate on them.

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