Chef Cody: Hello everyone and welcome back to...COOKING WITH CODY!
*Imaginary crowd cheers*
Chef Cody: Thank you, thank you so much.
Ahsoka: *The the crowd* Is he okay? There's no one here. And we didn't say anything?
Rex: He's got a few loose screws.
Chef Cody: Today we have two very special guests! Jedi Master, Obi-wan Kenobi! And Jedi Knight, Anakin Skywalker!
*Ahsoka and Rex applaud sarcastically, and unenthusiasticly*
Anakin: What are we baking today, Cody?
Chef Cody: PIE!
*Dean Winchester in the distance*: Love me some pie.
Chef Cody: What the hell was that!?
Obi-wan: What kind of pies?
Chef Cody: I will be baking a pumpkin pie, Anakin will make a strawberry rhubarb pie, and you, Obi-wan, will be baking a banana cream pie.
Anakin: Delish!
Obi-wan: Okay, Anakin can start?
Anakin: First, we will put the rhubarb and strawberries into a bowl, and mix them.
Chef Cody: Then we take the pie crust, and line the bottom with sugar, then put the mixings in.
Anakin: And then put the top of the pie on, and put four slits on the top, and put it in the oven!
Chef Cody: Right. Now, my pie. This one's easy!
Obi-wan: *Eats can of pumpkin mix*
Chef Cody: WHAT THE FUCK OBI-WAN!?
Obi-wan: You're telling me, i WASN'T supposed to eat the can of pie mix?
Chef Cody: NO! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT! Y'know what....just wait here both of you, while i go get another can of pumpkin from the pantry...
Anakin: I think my pie is done...it's steaming...
Ahsoka: They suck at this...
Rex: I made this show famous with my beautiful face...
Chef Cody: SHIT! TAKE IT OUT!
Anakin: *Grabs hot pie with bare hands.* Huh. I wonder why my hands feel like their on fire? OH MY GOD!!!!
Obi-wan: Psh...wuss!
Chef Cody: PUT IT ON THE COUNTER!
Pie: *Burns through counter top. Leaves forever*
Anakin: OH SHIT! *Cry*
Chef Cody: Well, it was a good pie before that happened. Well, i'll make mine now.
Obi-wan: *Chewing on pie can*
Chef Cody: WHAT THE FUCK OBI-WAN!?
Obi-wan: *Monch munch*
Chef Cody: Whatever. Give me that! Now my pie! We put the contents of the can into the pie crust, and put some brown sugar over top, then cover it, and put slits in it. Easy.
Anakin: *Puts pie in oven*
Obi-wan: MY TURN! *Rips off clothes to reveal leotard*
Rex: MY EYES!!!!
Ahsoka: My childhood hath been soiled!
Anakin: *Rips off clothes as well, to also reveal a leotard* WE MATCH BRO!!!!!
Ahsoka: ................ew....
Chef Cody: Right then? Make you pie Obi-wan.
Obi-wan: Okay! Let's put the bananas in the whipped cream, mix and then app sugar, and spice and everything nice. Then put into the crust, and put more bananas on top.
Obi-wan: Wait- was i supposed to peel the bananas and chop them?
Chef Cody: YES YOU IDIOT!
Obi-wan: *Five mins later* DONE! Now put it in the oven.
Anakin: Cody, your pie....
Chef Cody: SHIT!
Obi-wan: haha.
Chef Cody: -.- Shut it. *Takes pie out of oven* NNNOOOOOOOOO IT'S RUINED!!
Obi-wan: *Sneaks his pie out of oven, sneaks away* I'M TAKING MY PIE FOR A.....WALK!
Rex: He burnt it an he's going to buy a new one...
Chef Cody: OBI-WAN!!!!!!!!!
Chef Cody: I'll deal with him later......
Anakin: Well, is your pie okay?
Chef Cody: Yeah, just a bit 'golden brown'
Anakin: K '-'
*one hour later*
Obi-wan: MY PIE AND I ARE BACK! The pie looks so much betetr, it just needed fresh air.
Chef Cody: Yeah, okay...LIAR! YOUR FIRED GET OFF MY SET, YOU LEOTARD WEARING FREAK!!!!
Anakin and Obi-wan: HEY!
Anakin: If he's fired, then so am I!!! I LOVE MY LEOTARD! IT'S LEOPARD PRINT!!!
Obi-wan: *Crying* MEANY!
*Random fire starts set ablaze*
Chef Cody: Well, WHAT A SURPRISE!!! DAMN THIS ALL TO HELL!!!
Rex: *Put out fire by beating it with fire extinguisher*
Ahsoka: Yeah, you beat that Rex!
Anakin: That's not how it works...
Rex: YES IT IS SHUT UP AND DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!!
Chef Cody: *Crying* See you all....next time on....COOKING WITH CCOOODDYYYY!! *Sad jazz hands*
****Le fin****
A/N: ENJOY!!!!
Also, if anyone were to draw 'fanart' of this series I would LOVE that! Tag me in it, or message me and tell me to check it out! I would love for someone to draw this chapter, like ANakin and Obi-wan in their leotards? THAT WOULD BE AMAZING! Just a though? *Hint hint* :D~Mlpeej
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