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TwoBit: Hey guess what everyone!

Ponyboy: What Two? 😐

TwoBit: I learned how to make my own chocolate cake.

Ponyboy: K cool. 👏👏👏

TwoBit: I'm coming over so you can try some.

Ponyboy: OMG YOU LEARNED HOW TO SHARE?! DARRY, JOHNNY, EVERYONE QUICK!

DarBare: What is it Poni?

Ponyboy: It's Pony. With a y. BUT TWOBIT WANTS TO SHARE HIS CAKE WITH ME.

DarBare: 😂😂 Funny stuff.

TwoBit: YOU TAUGHT HIM HOW TO USE THEM?!

Ponyboy: He was gonna ground me if I didn't. I had to okay. 😭😭😭

TwoBit set Ponyboy's nickname to Poniboi.

Poniboi: Fuck you don't come over.

DarBare: Grounded. 🤗

Poniboi: Go to hell. I'm done with y'all ppl you don't listen Ima be one of them kids who use kewl slang now.

PoniBoi set DarBare's nickname to Dumb loser who grounds Pony for no reason.

Dumb loser who grounds Pony for no reason: Not funny. 😡

Johnny: Hey everyone.

TwoBit: It speaks. Pony unlock the door I'm here.

Poniboi: Hi Jonni and no fuck you. 🖕🖕🖕

TwoBit: Plz I have cake for you and me!

Poniboi: Fine. 🙄

TwoBit: Yayy.

Johnny: Hey I'm coming over also Pony. See ya soon.

Poniboi: Kk.

5 minutes later.

Poniboi: BLAH DON'T EAT THE CAKE. I REPEAT DON'T EAT THE CAKE!!😷🙅🎂😭😭

Johnny: Why not?

Poniboi: He left the god damn eggshells in it.

TwoBit: WHAT IT SAID TWO RAW EGGS. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TOO KNOW I HAD TO CRACK THE DAMN EGG?!

Poniboi: And Darry says I don't use my head. 🙄🖕

Dumb loser who grounds Pony for no reason: Well...you don't.

Poniboi: Go to hell.

Dumb loser who grounds Pony for no reason: Grounded.

Poniboi: Heh jokes on you. I'm already grounded.

Dumb loser who grounds Pony for no reason: Shut the hell up.

Poniboi: No!

Dumb loser who grounds Pony for no reason: YES!

Ima just end this here...

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