edit: hey lol this is the author of this book but many years later. though i'm very thankful for all the love this book has received these past few years i lowkey hate it bc i wrote it when i was young so they're a lot of cringey things in it. be warned.
also note: i WROTE this book in 2017, so toni wasn't there yet and when i first included her i made her rude (but i'm pretty sure she became nicer later) bc i was a hardcore bughead stan that freaked out whenever someone breathed in the other direction of the other. and also choni didn't exist yet & they got together a lot later in the book hence why cheronica was around for so long, so if that's not your thing that's fine.
k have fun reading <333333
Archie: Hey guys!
Jughead: What are we doing?
Veronica: A group chat, what does it look like?
Kevin: SUP PEOPLE OF THIS PLANT
Betty: Kev do you still believe in aliens? I thought you got over that when you were like, twelve.
Kevin: LET ME KEEP MY CHILDHOOD ELIZABETH
Veronica: IMAO
Archie: ^
Cheryl: I just came here to tell you all that you're insane.
Jughead:
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Betty: AW THAT IS SO CUTE JUGGIE
Veronica: JUGGIE?!?!
Archie: WTW
Cheryl: The nickname though....
Kevin: I SHIP IT
Betty: .......
Jughead: We've been dating for a month now
Veronica: B HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Archie: Just because she called him a nickname doesn't mean they're cute
Kevin:
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Cheryl: IMAO
Veronica: THIS IS AMAZING
Archie: Wait... why aren't Betty and Jughead not saying anything?????
Kevin: Maybe they left
Archie: No, we would know if they did.
Veronica: Archiekins, calm yourself.
Cheryl: WTH
Kevin: MY OTPS
Veronica: Anyway, CHECK HER WINDOW
Archie: EW NO
Veronica: PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Archie: .....
Kevin: Veronica, it's time we do the chicken
Cheryl: .....
Archie:.....
Veronica: OH YES! We must!
Cheryl: WHAT
Veronica: Code honey
Kevin: GAYYYYYYYYY
Archie:.....
Veronica: Anyway, you can start
Kevin: Alright
Kevin: ARCHIBALD
Veronica: ARCHIBALD
Kevin: ARCHIBALD
Veronica: ARCHIBALD
Kevin: ARCHIBALD
Veronica: ARCHIBALD
Kevin: ARCHIBALD
Veronica: ARCHIBALD
Cheryl: I've got my cokes....
Archie: FINE I'LL LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Veronica: YAY
Kevin: DOUBLE YAY
Archie: Her window is closed
Cheryl: Dang there probably gonna be in there for a while....
Veronica: OMG YOU ARE SO DIRTY I LOVE IT
Kevin: OHHHHHHHHHHH
*Archie has left the group chat*
Veronica: Aw did we hurt his feelings?!?!
Cheryl: Meh I don't care
Kevin: Just the three of us
Jughead: FOUR
Cheryl: JUGHEAD?????????
Jughead:
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Veronica: EH......
Kevin: WHERE'S BETTY?????????
Betty:
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