𝐑𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 ✓

34.

Ok, so first off I wanted to say I'm really sorry for not updating in like FOREVER

But I also wanted to say OHMYGOSH 29.4K VIEWS??!?!?!!??!?!?!!?

I NEVER THOUGHT THIS BOOK WOULD BE SO POPULAR THOUGH...

Now, on to the chapter!

RECAP: Jughead isn't talking to any one part of the gang, Veronica is the only one who knows that he's going to South Side High now (but everyone found out what happened to him while Cheronica was together in the last chapter). Toni likes Hazel but isn't sure she likes her back.

Ishiptomanyships: HEY Y'ALL

Ishiptomanyships: WE HAVEN'T USED THIS IN FOREVER WHAT HAPPENED

QueenBlossom: I forgot this even existed wth...

SerpentJuggie: VERONICA 

SerpentJuggie: CHANGE MY NAME BACK TO ROMEO

Elsamoveoutoftheway: Let me think about that.....

Elsamoveoutoftheway: Nah I'd rather not

Gayfortroyesivan: I mean, the name speaks the truth right?

Ishiptomanyships: WHA

Ishiptomanyships: PAPA JOINED THE SERPENTS??!?!?!

Snakeprincess: Yep

Snakeprincess: He's the got tattoo and everything

Juliet488: And he didn't even plan on telling anyone...

SerpentJuggie: What was I supposed to say?

Juliet488: Um it's really easy

Ishiptomanyships: MOMMY DADDY DON'T FIGHT

Juliet488: I just feel like all you do is keep secrets

SerpentJuggie: Betty, we're not in Pretty Little Liars!

QueenBlossom: I got my tea

Gayfortroyesivan: I always bring popcorn

Snakeprincess: I miss Hazel...

Gayfortroyesivan: Toni U can always facetime or call her

Snakeprincess: Ik it's just...I never got to...

QueenBlossom: What...

Elsamoveoutoftheway: Go on...

Snakeprincess: Nvm...

Elsamoveoutoftheway: 😏😏

Ishiptomanyships: OK BUGHEAD LET'S HAVE A THERAPY SECTION

Ishiptomanyships: BETTY WHY ARE U MAD AT JUGHEAD

Juliet488: Because instead of just telling me he's going to South Side High he had to GO behind MY back and LIE to ME

SerpentJuggie: 🙄

Ishiptomanyships: JUGHEAD IT ISN'T YOUR TURN YET

Ishiptomanyships: Ok ty Betty now Jughead why are you mad at Betty?

SerpentJuggie: Bc she's going off on me when I was trying to protect her

Juliet488: I DON'T NEED PROTECTION!!!!!

QueenBlossom: Sweety you do if you keep getting on that cabinet with him...

Elsamoveoutoftheway: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gayfortroyesivan: I just choked on my popcorn

Snakeprincess: I choked on the air

Ishiptomanyships: CHERYL YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF DIRTY BUGHEAD JOKES

QueenBlossom: Yeppppp

Ishiptomanyships: Ok the last few bits of this we need to finish in person, so Betty go to Jughead's trailer all the magic happens there and I'll only be there for two seconds

Troyboltonbabe: Thank God I thought you were gonna make that go to Betty's...

Elsamoveoutoftheway: Archiekins you can always write a song about it

Troyboltonbabe: True...

Troyboltonbabe: Ok thanks, Ronnie time to write a song

QueenBlossom: Ok wow he's actually gonna do it...