Romeo404: Betty and I slept together last night for the first time
Troyboltonbabe: DANG IT U HAD SEX BEFORE ME
Troyboltonbabe: Ummm I mean... WHAT
Troyboltonbabe: OMG OMG OMG OMG
Troyboltonbabe: YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS YAS
Romeo404: Shut up or Betty is going to think something is wrong
Troyboltonbabe: How did you know I was screaming?
Romeo404: I have this weird thing when I can hear peoples screams
Romeo404: Like last night I heard a lot of people screaming from a distance...
Romeo404: but Idk who they were though
Troyboltonbabe: Anyway, you should be all happy sooo why aren't you?
Romeo404: Idk if we used... you know...
Romeo404: This feels really weird to talk about
Troyboltonbabe: OH NO
Troyboltonbabe: DO WE HAVE ANOTHER COOPER BABY??!?!?!?!?!
Romeo404: IDK BUT I'M TOO SCARED TO ASK IF SHE KNOWS
Troyboltonbabe: SO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT??!?!?!
Romeo404: Actually that would be helpful
Troyboltonbabe: U have no idea how awkward that would be though
Troyboltonbabe: Me just walking up to Betty and being like "hey Betty do you know if Jughead and you used protection??? If you didn't I hope the baby's a girl!"
Romeo404: Do you actually hope that
Troyboltonbabe: Yeah she would have raven black hair and green eyes and wear your beanie
Romeo404: I CAN SEE IT
Troyboltonbabe: But if you want me to do it I will ask her
Romeo404: Thanks bro
Troyboltonbabe: I just have one question
Troyboltonbabe: Do you regret it???
Romeo404:...
Romeo404: No
Troyboltonbabe: AWWWWWW YOUNG LOVEEEEE
Troyboltonbabe: If Kevin finds out he's going to have a heart attack
Romeo404: Ikr
Troyboltonbabe: WAIT WAIT I SEE BETTY OUTSIDE OF HER HOUSE BRB
Romeo404: OK GOOD LUCK
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Troyboltonbabe: Ok I'm back
Romeo404: Tell me everything that happened
Troyboltonbabe: If you say so...
Troyboltonbabe: So I walked up to her and said you told me that you guys...you know and I asked if you used...you know
Romeo404: And?
Troyboltonbabe: She looked at me really weird and it was silent for a little while
Romeo404: AND?!?!?!?!
Troyboltonbabe: She said you guys used it
Troyboltonbabe: NO BUGHEAD BABIES AWWWWW
Romeo404: I believe there is a god now
Troyboltonbabe: U DIDN'T WANT BUGHEAD BABIES?!?!?!?!
Romeo404: I just knew her mom would murder me if that happened
