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65.

Kevin: OK

Kevin: I'M HERE TO PUT MY PARENTS BACK TOGETHER

Cheryl: Wait Bughead broke up???

Archie: That'll be the 10000 time this year...

Kevin: SHUT UP ARCHIE THE SMART PEOPLE ARE TALKING

(Credit: MySweetJughead)

Kevin: Anyway

Kevin: WHO WANTS TO BE MY ASSISTANT

Toni: I know someone

Kevin: Who?

*Toni added Joaquin to the group chat*

Archie: SHOOKTH

Joaquin: Hi

Kevin: ......

Kevin: Hey

Joaquin: So

Kevin: So

Toni: Are you guys teaming up or not?

Kevin: Sure

Joaquin: Ok

*Kevin added Betty to the group chat*

*Joaquin added Jughead to the group chat*

Kevin: So I hear they have been some drama happening between you both

Joaquin: And we're here to help

Kevin: So Jughead, tell us your point of view

Jughead: Betty cheated on me

Betty: What?! I would never!

Kevin: SILENCE ELIZABETH

Jughead: How can I believe you when everything you've ever told me was a lie?!

Betty: Well maybe if I'm such a liar why don't you go run off to Veronica!

Cheryl: Toni and I are just sipping tea rn

Toni: Yah

Archie: Guys Betty's sobbing rn Kevin & Joaquin hurry up your couple magic

Kevin: I'M TRYING

Joaquin: Ok so let's calm down for a minute

Joaquin: Betty, did you really cheat on Jughead?

Betty: No! He was the one who cheated on me!

Jughead: What?! I didn't!

Betty: Oh so now you're a liar and a cheater!

Kevin: SILENCE 

Kevin: Ok this is really confusing 

Joaquin: Yeah. What do we do???

Kevin: Betty did you see Jughead cheat on you?

Betty: No. Sweetpea told me he did

Joaquin: Jughead did you see Betty cheat on you?

Jughead: No. Veronica told me

Kevin: I'm seeing a pattern here

Kevin: Betty, who did Sweetpea say Jughead cheated on you with?

Betty: Veronica

Joaquin: And Jughead, who did Veronica say Betty cheated on you with?

Jughead: Sweetpea

Kevin: Omg

Kevin: They tricked them

Cheryl: I 

Cheryl: Am

Cheryl: Shookth

Archie: Mood

Toni: Wait 

Toni: Wait wait wait wait wait 

Joaquin: What?

Toni: I heard Sweetpea telling Fangs something

Toni: And I think he said that he liked Betty

Kevin: And Veronica tried to make a move on Jughead!

Kevin: Omg it finally makes sense!

Toni: You know I shipped Jeronica but now I'm questioning it

Betty: WHAT

Toni: I'M SORRY I SAW SOME CHEMISTRY

Toni: BUT I'M QUESTIONING IT BECAUSE WHAT SHE DID WAS BITCHY

Kevin: It's ok Toni

Kevin: The Bughead ship will be waiting for you to join

Toni: I'm not joining that either I'm staying on the Choni ship

Cheryl: We're technically the captains because we are the ship :D

Toni: :D

Kevin: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Joaquin: You know, make good counselors

Kevin: Yeah we do!

Kevin: And detectives! Bughead who?

Jughead: Excuse moi 

Kevin: SORRY

Kevin: I STILL LOVE YOU GUYS THOUGH

Toni: But wait

Toni: Are you going to talk to Veronica and Sweetpea?

Kevin: Yes

Kevin: Yes we are

Kevin: And I'm bringing backup

Cheryl: What?

Kevin: Let's just say I know some people who can help me 

Kevin: Who I know are crazy about Bughead like I am