The Mighty Door (ON HOLD)

The Mighty Door

*GIANT EXPLOSION*

'Oh come on!!'
'Could you please stay ca..'
'Calm? Calm!? How could anyone stay calm in this situation?!'

*sigh* this err.. battle... it goes on for a looong time now, only about one thing. Now... Do not, I repeat, NOT!! laugh for I'll tell you what is going on.
This all started...
Because of a door...

*flashback*

'Hello?'
'Hello??'
'HE..'
Mat: 'I'M STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU, YOU IDIOT!'
Guy: 'Oh, right. Sorry...'
Mat: 'No need to apologise. Now, what is your problem?'
Guy: 'I, uh. *ahem* I can't open this door...'
Mat: '...'
Guy: 'Please don't be angry...'
Mat: 'I... am not.. I.. just... ugh... let me try opening it..'

*2 hours later*

Mat: 'WHY WON'T YOU OPEN?!?'
Guy: 'You do know doors cannot speak right?'
Mat: 'WHAT DI.... oh right.. Sorry. Do you want to try again?'
Guy: 'Yeah.'

Now, I know this might be boring, but hold on, because the all famous, marvellous action scene is about to begin.

(Giant bomb explodes)

*KABOOOOOM!!!*

Or.... Not?
Mat: 'What the... Why?'
Guy: 'Wha? Oh.. I thought you said. It...was.... okay.....to.......'
Mat: 'To?'
Guy: '...' (points at the thing that's STANDING before them)
Mat: 'What do you seeaaaaaah!!'
Door: 'Wahhhh!'

Guy: 'Hahah, so... err... What did you say again?'
Door: 'Wahhhh!'
Mat: 'Let's just beat this gu... Door to pieces!'
Guy: 'Yeah... ehm... where ever it is..'
Door: 'WAHHHH!' (probably meaning: 'Surprise!!)
Mat and Guy: 'AAHHH!'

Mat and Guy both try running as far as possible... Both failing fast
Mat: 'Why did you call me again?!'
Guy: 'To open that...'
Door: 'Waaaahhh!'
Guy: '*gulp* door..'
Mat: 'Well, I think this... Door will try to open us instead, so why don't we both take a run for it?'
Guy: 'Agreed... Now, I only want to say this loud and clear.... RUUUUUN!!!'

While Mat and Guy both take a run, a village nearby is having the most wonderful time of the year, for it is sunny, there's no work and everybody is happy... Everybody is at peace. Which will soon be interrupted by two running men and a GIANT DOOR?!

*In the village*

Villager: '*sigh*, there used to be times we were repeatedly attacked, but look at us now... We are completely at p...'
*BOOOM!!*
Everyone in the village started screaming and running, but when they figured out where the sound came from, they could only stand still in shock...
There... in front of all the people (including Mat and Guy who had just stopped running) stood a GIANT DOOR!
Mat: '...... Guy?'
Guy: '......Y...Ye.. Yes Mat?'
Mat: 'Why.... Of ALL places... Would YOU lead a GIANT DOOR to a VILLAGE?? Which contains MILLIONS OF PEOPLE?!?!?'
Guy: 'How could I know this is a village?!'
Mat points at a sign which reads:
'THIS IS A VILLAGE, DO NOT LEAD DANGEROUS THINGS HERE.'
Guy: 'Oh..'
(By the way, let's not forget our dear friend Door shall we? ;-)?
Door: 'WRAAGAHAGHAGAHAGAGAHALAKALALALALALAAAAAARGH!!'
The End...
What?
You thought the Door would be defeated and there would be a happy ending? Well.. that was the original plan, but... You know what? Here you go!

Guy: 'Well... euhh.. That IS the plan! Lead the Door right here so that we could defeat it!'
Villager: 'And do you seriously think... that we.. poor civilians, could destroy this creature with bare hands?!'
Guy: '...Yes...'
Villager: 'Ha! Just as I...wait..WHAT!'
Guy: '...Yes, I DO think you can do this! You might not be the best, but at least you are something... and not something bad, not something good, but a bit of both and you should be thankful for that, because you have hope, courage... And... Something else... What was it? Oh, yeah... right. I remember.. And THE STRENGTH! The strength to DEFEAT THIS DOOR!'
Everyone: 'YEAH!'
Guy: 'Now... I only have to say one thing....'
*Booom!*
Little villager kid: 'Woaah! How did you say that?!'
Guy: 'Huh?'
*BOOOM*
*BOOOOOOOOM*
*KABOOOOOM!!!!!!*
Door: 'WRAAAGAHAGAHAGAAAH!'
Guy: 'I'll make it quick then; ATTAAAAAACK!'