T-rex 🦑🐥: bABE
You: wha-
T-rex 🦑🐥: teehee 🐜
You- tae........ did jungkook get rainbow belts again?
T-rex 🦑🐥: wHAT hE wOUld nEvEr
You: why do i even leave you alone with him-
T-rex 🦑🐥: because his dick is bigger than yours
You: okay first of all, i don't have a dick and second of all why do you even know his dick size? it's probably really small and he just shoves socks down there to make it pop
T-rex 🦑🐥: yOUre mEaN Im tELlInG gUk
You: k
CEREALISLIFE💃🏻 has joined the chat
CEREALISLIFE💃🏻: how you know i'm not big
You: cos i have a dick sensor
T-rex 🦑🐥: ohhh~ can you try it out on me
You: small and shrivelled
T-rex 🦑🐥: hEY
CEREALISLIFE💃🏻: S H R I V E L L E D
T-rex 🦑🐥: Y U DO DIS 2 MEYou: cos i'm y/n y/l/n and i'm a fookin savage
CEREALISLIFE💃🏻: HELL YEAH YOU ARE DIDJ
T-rex 🦑🐥: you don't love me ლ(°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥д°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ლ)
You: i love you and your shrivelled dick baby
T-rex 🦑🐥: you mean that?
You: of course
T-rex 🦑🐥:ʕ•̫͡•ʔ
CEREALISLIFE💃🏻: y/n? wanna join us and eat candy and probably get smacked by jin for annoying him?
You: guys you really do disappoint me
T-rex 🦑🐥: oh... okay we shouldn't have asked
You: i'm disappointed you think i wouldn't say yes tf hELL YEAH LETS GET JIN
CEREALISLIFE💃🏻: yEAHHHH
T-rex 🦑🐥: WHOOOODND LETS GOOOOO
CEREALISLIFE💃🏻:____
howdy i'm back from the ded heheh. i want to literally die tho, do you know how long this took me to come up with? tWo wEEkS (i've been planning a vkook text for two weeks, even tho i published the second gc like 5 days ago heh)
i'll just bury myself right now and my ghost can finish the story