LMAO I JUST RE READ NY PAST TWO CHAPTERS OF THIS BOOK AND I HATE MYSELF. i had to ruin this book with my face and facts about me, how nice of me :p. also it's late and i'm tired so if this doesn't make sense sorry 🤷🏻♀ ——————— LongSchlong🍆: ayeeeee mami You: ayeeeeee midget LongSchlong🍆: if yo hoe ass don't shut up about me being small i will murder you in your sleep You: you're supposed to be a small gentle boy not a murderer tf LongSchlong🍆:
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You: gladly daddy, as long as you're hands are the ones around my neck 😫 LongSchlong🍆: why- You:
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LongSchlong🍆: im- You: i dropped my baby cousin in the toilet brb LongSchlong🍆: iM- HOW OLD IS SHE You: like 9 months LongSchlong🍆: you disappointment You: at least my dick is bigger than yours LongSchlong🍆: you don't have a dick You; eXACTLY LongSchlong🍆: FUCK YOU You: no thanks, i'll leave that to stanley oppar 😍😍😫😫 LongSchlong🍆: why are you so weird You: because i'm allowed to be You: got a problem with that? LongSchlong🍆: yes, you're to weird You: k LongSchlong🍆: dONT "k" ME You: k LongSchlong🍆: fuck you You: k LongSchlong🍆: bye You: k LongSchlong🍆: uRGHSG —————— guys i just realised how annoying i am- hUEHUEHUEHUE
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i also drank like three cups of coffee and it's almost 12 am so i'll be going to sleep at 4 am. yay
