so in all honesty i'm kinda drunk and i made a butter and a frog smut in the gc so imma rewrite it
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butter was walking down the street before he stepped on a frog. he felt bad so he took it home. he patched the frof and it started to kiss butter. butter kissed back before he picked the frof up, unzipped his skirt and slammed his rock hard into frof. "AAWWWWW RIBBIT ASWWWW YES RIBBIT DADDY" frof said as butter picked up the pace. "ich yes frof, take my big haerd cockeh likeh the sluteh you areh" butter said before they both came to their high. "ribbit bye daddy" frof said before jumping out of the room and into the toilet. "goodbyeh my frof, nEIN I DIDNTEH USE PRETECTION" butter said. the end~
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butter is hitler and frof is just a random frog
k bye
and i'm kinda german so i'm technically making fun of my ancestors but eh. bAI
