i'm writing this at 5 am so if there are any typos bLAME DEMON ME *violent groaning* —————— Yoongles🤦🏻♂: what tf is in your jacket You: nothing bro Yoongles🤦🏻♂: y/n, you are equivalent to the size of 12 bowling balls smushed together You: okay i have food Yoongles🤦🏻♂:
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You: bRO I NEED FOOD Yoongles🤦🏻♂: WERE GOING TO THE SERVO TO PICK UP CANDY FOR YOU ALREADY WHY TF DO YOU NEED ALL THAT FOR A FIVE MINUTE TRIP You: IM HUNGRY Yoongles🤦🏻♂: HIPPOS EAT SMALLER AMOUNTS OF FOOD THAN WHAT YOU DO You:
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Yoongles🤦🏻♂: same you loser You: fuck all of it dropped out Yoongles🤦🏻♂: ... all i heard was a scream then a *splat*- You: sigh, my cake fell on the floor Yoongles🤦🏻♂: yOU HAD A FUCKING CAKE IN YOUR JACKET You: yeh i love food (a/n, ive done this before, ended horribly) Yoongles🤦🏻♂: i- bye you can take yourself to the servo You: nUUUUUUUU ___________ okay so i just woke up and this isn't as... weird(?) as my other ones i've written :/
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