hoedown👺: when the dick smaller and wrinklier than you thought You: like yours hoedown👺:
You: oH DID YOU SEE THE WEDDING PICTURE WITH EXO hoedown👺: YeS oFC You: well
hoedown👺: iM- You: *expensive girl starts playing* hoedown👺: no bye i'm disowning you, bye i ain't your boyfriend no more hahah no You: D:
_______ quick chapter before i get eaten alive out in the real world :'D i hate social areas which is literally everywhere but my room so guess who's dying soon :3