You: JINNNN Jin: new phone who dis You: I will throw you through my wall Yoongi: I taught you well child Taehyung: Y/N CALL JUNGKOOK PLEASE HE KEEPS HUMPING MY LEG SAYING "y/n please stop teasing" Namjoon: why- how- You: Jimin can you take care of that please Jimin: yes mam You: ew so cringe You: anywayyyyyyys JIN Jin: yes..? You: my pizza is missing... perhaps you know about why it's gone... Jin: hehehe nope why would you think I know You: because you took my cake last time 🙃 Namjoon: oh shit y/n is gonna beat the shit outta Jin Yoongi: y/n I have a knife if you want it 🙂 Jimin: ok I put tae and Jungkook in seperate rooms 👌🏻 Jimin: I- why do you have a knife hyung... Namjoon: yes I was going to ask that but I don't wanna get stabbed Yoongi: because you dumb fucks are always coming into my room waking me up, so I have a knife ready for the next person who does :) You: nah Yoongi I'm good You: Jin you better gET YOUR FUCKING ASS IN MY ROOM OR SO HELP ME I WILL MURDER YOU Jin: all this over pizza.. you:
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Namjoon: AYEE ITS YOONGIS CHILD Jimin: y/n how did you get a picture of hyungs child? Yoongi: that's it the both of you better fucking run..I have my knife ready and imma rip some throats out tonight 🙂 Jimin: AH SHIT BYE WORLD Namjoon: I LOVE YOU ALL (excluding Yoongi Hyung) Yoongi: FUCKING RUN Jimin has left the groupchat Namjoon has left the groupchat Yoongi has left the groupchat You: well well well You: how's it going Jin You: I guess you feel scared now, kinda like how my pizza felt when it saw yoUR BIG ASS MOUTH ABOUT TO CONSUME IT You: but I'll be fine, I just have to beat you up 🙂 Jin has left the groupchat You: fucking pussy.... taehyung: Y/N JUNGKOOKS RUNNING TO YOUR ROOM You: WHAT WHY Taehyung: he's horny... and so am I 😈 Jungkook: y/n? Are you ready for us... 😏 Y/n has left the groupchat Jungkook: ah shit... Taehyung: don't worry guk, we still have eachother and we can just wait for her to come around 😈 Jungkook: yeah you're right... taehyung: lets go see if she's in her room 😉 Jungkook left the groupchat Taehyung left the groupchat Hoseok joined the groupchat Hoseok: HELLO EVERYONE Hoseok: aww everyone left... wait... Hoseok: y/n... OH SHIT Y/N DONT WORRY ILL SAVE YOU, MAKNAES YOU BETTER GET READY FOR AN ASS WHOOPING Hoseok left the groupchat
