hey y'all so i just realised my birthdays coming up heh. yAY ONE STEP CLOSER IT DYING :D my wish is to become a dick in my next life nah jk i wanna be a horse so i can be with hobi :'D So for any of you virgos and libras, here ya go :) _____ Dickbender🐳: oi can you get your ass here for a moment you lizard You: who the fuck do you think you're talking to? i will throw a toaster into your bath you bitch Dickbender🐳: okay, calm down i was just kidding jagi You: better be you bogan motherfucker Dickbender🐳: -______- You: now what did you wanna say Dickbender🐳: hAPPY BIRTHDAY JAGI 🎉 You: naw jungkook thank you, i love you baby Dickbender🐳: i love you too, "baby" You: what Dickbender🐳: it's tIme tO mAke sOMe bAbIEs You: JUNGKOOK Dickbender🐳: lets mate jagi 😏
this'll be us You: BYE IM TELLING JIN Dickbender🐳: NO DONT I WAS JUST KIDDING PLEASE I DONT WANT A SPOON UP MY ASS AGAIN FFS You: what Dickbender🐳: ...what You: okay then Dickbender🐳: we won't make babies but we're still fuking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You: i hATE YOU KEEP YOUR WORM TO YOURSELF I DONT LIKE SMALL THINGS Dickbender🐳: you didn't say that last night tho... you were screaming my name as you rode my di- You: fUCK YOU CANASS LOOKIN THUMB
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Dickbender🐳: love you too jagi, love you too heh _____ okay i think this is it, heh can you tell i'm running out of ideas?
