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Taepthatass: ಠ益ಠ
Kookedlambskewers: wot even is that-
Genius : taehyung you gud bro
Taepthatass: no that's why i put that face
Oldie: MY CHILD IS NOT OKAY NAMJOON WHERE MY BELT AT IMMA WHIP THE SHIT OUTTA WHOEVER MADE MY CHILD SAD
You: what the actual fuck is that face tho
Oldie: yah no swearing
You: "IMMA WHIP THE SHIT OUTTA WHOEVER MADE MY CHILD SAD" so you can swear but we cant 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Koala: jin you dumb af, tae why are you not okay tho
Taepthatass: i stepped on an ant ლ(°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥д°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ლ)
Stdgramps: are you actually fucking serious
Taepthatass: yes :(
Stdgramps: i woke up from my nap because i thought someone had actually bothered you, i was ready to throw hands but of course i woke up for no fukin reason apart from you stepping on a little insect
Koala: ... Tae
Taepthatass: yes...
Koala: run
Taepthatass: got it
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StdGramps: you can run but you can't hide monkey
Stdgramps has left the groupchat
Kookedlambskewers: well that escalated quickly
Oldie: yep
You: wait, where's hobi
Koala: :00 HOBI MY SUN WHERE ARE YOU
Yodellingsun: i'm here i was just to busy staring at my tinashe lockscreen to reply to you
Genius: so she's more important than us-?
Yodellingsun: yes way more important than you guys
You: even more important than me?
Yodellingsun; no ofc not i love you to much
You: YAYYYYYYY
Koala: what about me?
Yodellingsun: no you two i love but everyone else isn't as important
Oldie: i will throw you in a cave
Genius: i will wax your head in you sleep
Kookedlambskewers: i will hulk slap your booty again
Yodellingsun: okay, but i have y/n on my side :)
Genius: oh shit-
Koala: what about me-?
Oldie: jimin you're a little fluff ball but y/n is literally the devil in disguise
You: heheh
Kookedlambskewers: i can hear tae screaming and yoongi laughing-
Oldie: it's okay i'm watching them, yoongis jumping on tae
Genius: ... are you filming it?
Oldie: no...
Kookedlambskewers: HYUNG ARE YOU SERIOUS
Oldie: yes-
Kookedlambskewers: y/n let's go film it
You: okay 😂
Kookedlambskewers & y/n has left the groupchat
Koala: so now that they're gone, hobi~
Yodellingsun: yes baby boy?
Koala: sexc timez?
Yodellingsun: yes, get your plump ass to my room now
Genius: 😨
Oldie: well i'm guessing we weren't supposed to see that-
Koala & Yodellingsun has left the groupchat
Genius: yep
Genius has left the groupchat
Oldie: he didn't say goodbye....
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