Taehyung

89 3 0
                                    

Taeloo👻:Y/N
You: wut
Taeloo👻:

You: wtf tae Taeloo👻: we had children You:

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

You: wtf tae
Taeloo👻: we had children
You:

Taeloo👻: mmmmmmm the way he made love to me 😫🤤You:

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Taeloo👻: mmmmmmm the way he made love to me 😫🤤
You: ...tae is u gud
Taeloo👻: he trailed his fingers along my collarbones as he slowly kissed my stomach, heading to the only place that mattered leaving his thick, sweet creamy goodness all over my stomach
You: tAE WTF STOP ITS 4 AM YOU NEED SLEEP
Taeloo👻: i need his creamy dick but whatever
You: w h a t t h e f u c k
Taeloo👻: i found jungkooks cabinet full of candy and cake
You: ...food?....
Taeloo👻: ye
You: i'm coming
Taeloo👻: let's come at the same time baby 😈
You:

Taeloo👻: YOU USED A ME MEME YAYAYAYAYAYAYYou: i regret everything Taeloo👻: jungkooks going to stick a spatula up our asses if we go anywhere near his cabinet You: but you've already eaten someRead 4:58 amYou: Tae?Read 5:02 amYou: OI MATETaeloo👻...

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Taeloo👻: YOU USED A ME MEME YAYAYAYAYAYAY
You: i regret everything
Taeloo👻: jungkooks going to stick a spatula up our asses if we go anywhere near his cabinet
You: but you've already eaten some
Read 4:58 am
You: Tae?
Read 5:02 am
You: OI MATE
Taeloo👻: Hello y/n
You: wot-
Taeloo👻: tae is gone and you're next
You: wtf
Taeloo👻: i'm going to kill you
You: tae tf are you doing bro
Taeloo👻: i killed taehyung, you're next
You: fite me
Taeloo👻: okay as you wish
15 minutes later
You: wtf jungkook
Taeloo👻: why are you so mean :(
You: i was not mean
Taeloo👻: you threw a chair at me as soon as you saw me run towards you
You: but i-
Taeloo👻: you also repeatedly hIt mE wITh yOUR DoGs bOne wITh mEaT sTilL oN iT
You: -___-
Taeloo👻: you are mean
You: whatever but where's tae
Taeloo👻: he's in the shower
You: ... why are you in his room?
Taeloo👻: heheheheh
You: i-
Taeloo👻: gOTTA BLAST HES COMING
You: what in the fuck is wrong with that kid
Taeloo👻: he's just heated i had the ice cream mans children instead of his
You: .... its to early for this shit but why are you both up so early and in the same room
Taeloo👻: 😏 what do you think
You: to play monopoly
Taeloo👻: 😒
You: hAH GOODNIGHT YOU HORNDOG
Taeloo👻:

You: niall oppar 😍😍😫💖💖💞💞💞 Taeloo👻: ew wtf noYou: so i can't call niall oppa but you can call celine dion noona?Taeloo👻: well she's older than me so You: niall is also older than me Taeloo👻:

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

You: niall oppar 😍😍😫💖💖💞💞💞
Taeloo👻: ew wtf no
You: so i can't call niall oppa but you can call celine dion noona?
Taeloo👻: well she's older than me so
You: niall is also older than me
Taeloo👻:

You: niall oppar 😍😍😫💖💖💞💞💞 Taeloo👻: ew wtf noYou: so i can't call niall oppa but you can call celine dion noona?Taeloo👻: well she's older than me so You: niall is also older than me Taeloo👻:

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

You: gn bloater
Taeloo👻: gn mrs puff

________
i honestly have no idea what i'm doing with my life

Texts ; kpop Where stories live. Discover now