You: yoongi~
You: yoongi are you awake
You: MATE COME TO ME
yOOnie😴: tf do you want it's 2am
You: oh hello, i was wondering jungkook was awake
yOOnie😴: why tf do you care
You: because i wanna go to mcdonalds with him
yOOnie😴: yAh I COULD GO
You: i don't want a salty, tired, annoying motherfucker coming with me tf
yOOnie😴: so you'd rather bring a cocky, uptight, horny motherfucker with you
You: ...he's my brother yoongi
yOOnie😴: so?
You: i'm so telling him you said that so i can get maccas to eat while watching you both fight 😊
yOOnie😴: goodbye i'm ending myself
You: iS HE THERE
yOOnie😴: NO HES FAPPING IN THE SHOWER
You: what-
yOOnie😴: i'm sorry he's not idk where he is tho
You: oh nvm i forgot he's with jinyOOnie😴: you dumbass...... can i come to mcdonalds with you tho?
You: you just called me a dumbass and now you're expecting me to let you come with me?
yOOnie😴: ...yes?......................
You: okay
yOOnie😴: really?
You: yep but you're paying for everything i want
yOOnie😴: D:
You: :D
yOOnie😴: maybe i can get some tonight bro 😏
You: excuse me
yOOnie😴: fUCK THAT WAS MEANT FOR NAMJOON
You: i mean you can still get some if you want then
yOOnie😴: WHAT REALLY??1??!2!!?!?1!??
You: yeah
yOOnie😴: holy shit
You: hA BITCH YOU THOUGHT
yOOnie😴: YOU HOE HOW DARE YOU
You:yOOnie😴: fuck you
You: nah i'd rather leave that to you
yOOnie😴: -_____-
You: oH BYE I GTG TO MACCAS
yOOnie😴: WAIT IM COMING
You: no.................
yOOnie😴 has blocked you
You: oh my fuck you have got to be kidding me
You: eh i'll just get jungkook to beat the shit outta you for dISOWNING YOUR CHILD :((((