Flaws in Fanfics Percy Jackson Edition

WHAT? An Aqua Jackson. *gasp*

Heya ma name is Aquamarine Stephanie KitKat Diamond Marina Mermaid Jackson but you can call me Aqua. Author dearest hates me but I don't understand why because I'm so innocent and pure and everyone loves me even though I broke up with half the guys at camp. im single just so you know. so anyway I was getting ready and putting on some light makeup. You know the contour, lipstick, blush, eye makeup, mascara, and everything else. And then my brother Percy walked in and was liek

"omg Aqua there's a problem save us all"

Because I'm so nice and all I immediately rushed to the big cabin place and listened to the horse guy rant. I couldn't focus tho because my ex Nico was there and he was giving me this sad look. He looked hot in black.

(wtf am I writing)

  I looked into his eyes and I knew that couldn't live without him. We immediately got back together

(no just kill me)

So Chiron was was telling us how there was some weird stuff going on in like Iceland or something and how we had to go because of some weird elf sightings.

-timeskip-

Like we were tracking the magic stuff in Ireland and we kinda came to this huge mansion

"Omg Aqua thank you for getting us hear with your blessings" Anna Beth said. I hate her. But she's going to be my sis in law so whatever

I forgot to say how I Have all the gods blessings

There was this kid at the mansion. He was sitting on a chair in the lawn wearing suit. He was totes cute. He was talking to two little kids with a British accent (so cute).

"Beckett, I recommend you don't eat the worms. It won't do your digestive track any good"

aww ha was watching them

I broke up with Nico right then. He cried.

(My baby doesn't deserve this)

I walked up to the guy and said hi. After talking he fell in love with me and we made out. I think his name was like Apollo or something

(Ugh)