Flaws in Fanfics Percy Jackson Edition

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Heya ma name is Aquamarine Stephanie KitKat Diamond Marina Mermaid Jackson

Percy-.....The life of a hero is hard

but you can call me Aqua. Author dearest hates me but I don't understand why

Jack- I wonder why

because I'm so innocent and pure and everyone loves me even though I broke up with half the guys at camp.

Piper- gods.

The other half of Male specimens- We ShAlL nOT fALl FRom gRAce

im single just so you know.

Jason- Crucial Information

so anyway I was getting ready and putting on some light makeup. You know the contour, lipstick, blush, eye makeup, mascara, and everything else.

Piper- How is this practical

And then my brother Percy walked in and was liek

"omg Aqua there's a problem save us all"

Percy- I know what the problem is *savagely drinks blue coke*

Because I'm so nice and all I immediately rushed to the big cabin place and listened to the horse guy rant. I couldn't focus tho because my ex Nico was there and he was giving me this sad look. He looked hot in black.

Will-....*chokes*

(wtf am I writing)

  I looked into his eyes and I knew that couldn't live without him.

Will-*chokes*

Apollo- I KNOW CPR

Meg- No duh Sherlock

We immediately got back together

(no just kill me)

So Chiron was was telling us how there was some weird stuff going on in like Iceland

Holly- I WoNDer WhAT tHaT cOUld BE. HMMM ARTEMIS??????

Artemis the Goddess- What are you accusing me of...?

Holly- My Queen, nothing of course. I was referring to the impudent mud boy.

Artemis- I AM VERY CLEAN. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

or something and how we had to go because of some weird elf sightings.

Legolas- *memes his way away*

Maedhros- *awkwardly dies again*

-timeskip-

Like we were tracking the magic stuff in Ireland and we kinda came to this huge mansion

Lord Hugo de Folé- I built it myself.

"Omg Aqua thank you for getting us hear with your blessings" Anna Beth said.

Annabeth-HEAR???????

Malcolm-HEAR??????

Percy- ANNA BETH??????

Magnus- ANNA  BETH ???????????

I hate her. But she's going to be my sis in law so whatever

I forgot to say how I Have all the gods blessings

Hera- suuure you do honey.

Tartarus-*casually sips blood*

There was this kid at the mansion. He was sitting on a chair in the lawn wearing suit. He was totes cute.

Orion- He tries

Artemis- correction, He was sitting on a chair, in the lawn, and was wearing a suit. He was totally cute.

Foaly- Don't say that. The kid's ego is big enough.

He was talking to two little kids with a British accent (so cute).

Artemis- and I suppose you can't differentiate between the particular types of British accents? I do not exactly enjoy being classified as British. I am Irish. Though perhaps as an over generalization that would suffice? A majority of British often don't refer to themselves as such.

"Beckett, I recommend you don't eat the worms. It won't do your digestive track any good"

Myles- ACTUALLY-

Artemis- I AM AWARE-

Foaly-Little Fowl is just as bad

aww ha was watching them

Butler- *squints* Who's Ha

I broke up with Nico right then.

Will- I shall bestow sunshine upon you

He cried.

Will- I shall bestow dangerous sunshine upon you now. FEEL THE SUNBURN.
(My baby doesn't deserve this)

I walked up to the guy and said hi. After talking he fell in love with me and we made out. I think his name was like Apollo or something

Artemis-*pours tea with his vampire smile* Butler.

Angeline- awww Arty finally has a girlfriend. I told you that "Randomosity" shirt would help.

Artemis- Mother no.

Foaly- Hold on, let me record this.

Artemis- LEAVE ME ALONE YOU UNCULTURED SWINES. Not you of course Mother.

Percy- she's my sister.... It can't be as bad for you

Orion- My alter ego has dealt with too much for his young. Such a tragedy. Upon finally finding his princes-

Holly- fuck this *shoots Orion and Aqua*

Nico-so are my lines nonexistent now...?

Me-yes.

(Ugh)