The signs after pulling off an all-nighter:
Aries: Gets angry
Taurus: Trips and falls over everything
Gemini: Rambles about pretty much everything
Cancer: Gets sentimental about the weirdest little things
Leo: Clings and doesn't let go
Virgo: Twitches and mumbles incoherently
Libra: Talks to inanimate objects
Scorpio: Appears to be death glaring but is actually dozing off
Sagittarius: Says generally meaningful things about life
Capricorn: Falls asleep everywhere
Aquarius: Claims to have found aliens
Pisces: Hallucinates