What The Signs need:
Aries: A blunt
Taurus: A bubble bath
Gemini: Ten shots of vodka
Ffs
Cancer: A big fluffy blanket
Leo: Cuddles
Virgo: A vacation
Libra: Attention
Scorpio: Peace and quiet
Sagittarius: $50.000
Capricorn: A chill pill
Aquarius: A roadtrip
Pisces: A really long hug
