Signs as things Asian Parents say
Note: This post isn't intended or holds the intention of being offensive or offending anyone
Aries: B+? That's it, you die
Taurus: Why you so lazy?
Gemini: You either be a doctor or you fail
Cancer: I want straight A++++'s
Leo: TOO EXSHPENSIVE
Virgo: FuREe foR TWenTeH-fiVe doRRaH
Libra: (Compares their child to another friend's child)
Scorpio: Do your homework everyday or you die
Sagittarius: YOU NEED TO GROW TALLER
Capricorn: (Insert Asian lecture here)
Aquarius: Tut tut, no good, no good
Pisces: YoU BeTTer hELp Me WIth tHis OR elSe YOu dIE
