The Signs as things said at Theatre Camp
Aries: "don't even talk to me before I've had my japple jottum jeans in the morning"
Taurus: "i will eat five hundred dollars"
Gemini: "that guy wearing the hat that says dad on it is my spirit animal"
Cancer: "there's nothing gay about pants"
Leo: "guys this will be a night we will remember forever"
Also Leo: "shut up that's fuckin gay dude"
Virgo: "i have a chocolate bar of anxiety"
Libra: "i have separation anxiety with my teddy grahms"
Scorpio: "you're an okay petty"
Sagittarius: "bridget mendler was not in scooby doo"
Capricorn: "plastic isn't a vegetable"
Aquarius: "now i have two cokes and no friends"
Pieces: "what the fuck? oh sorry, praise Jesus"
