The signs as stuff from Stranger Things 2
aries - "and if you need to reach me again.. don't" *slams door*
taurus - dart
gemini - double agent will
cancer - BOB NEWBY, SUPERHERO ;( ;( ;( *cue crying
leo - "Code red? I got a code for you instead. It's called code shut-your-mouth."
virgo - dustin correcting everyone that it's a "demodog"
libra - steve when dustin explains why dart is not a lizard
scorpio - "so jonathan, how was the pullout?"
sagittarius - "son of a bitch, you're really no help at all, you know that?"
capricorn - emo eleven
aquarius - arcade cheetos guy
pisces - single mom steve
