The Signs as Mom Lines
Aries: Who threatened you at school? Where do they live!? *sharpens knife, runs out of house and off into the distance*
Taurus: i packed your lunch and some snacks for you. if you're still hungry just give me a call and i'll bring you some Taco Bell.
Gemini: i'm not like most moms ;) i'm a cool mom.
Cancer: I love you. I love you. I love you. I LOVE YOU SWEETIE.
Leo: want to go shopping after school? i can't carry ALL the bags by myself haha
Virgo: if you didn't sleep in so late you might actually have time to do productive things with your day
Libra: *walks into kids school with starbucks* i'm so sorry i'm late honey, i got so distracted.
Scorpio: you have to the count of three you little fucking asshole. why don't you ever want to hang out with me lol?
Sagittarius: ew. you are NOT wearing that to school. go fucking change
Capricorn: Idc if you're 12, you will get a job and learn the value of a dollar, you little jellybean
Aquarius: lmfao show me that one youtube video again
Pisces: Honey, I think you're so special and unique. I love you so much. Oh, wait. What was i saying again? I can't remember but i think you're so awesome
