The expectation vs reality of each sign
Aries: stuck up // actually down to earth
Taurus: trustworthy // actually has tons of blackmail willing to use against you
Gemini: shy in class // actually one of the loudest anr most fun you'll ever meet
Cancer: bitch // actually is really sweet and will cook for you
Leo: conceited & popular // actually insecure and hates most people
Virgo: overly critical of others // actually has no intention of hurting people and is just really honest
Libra: happiest person you will meet // actually is really sad
Scorpio: is really cool // actually still cool but a little awkward
Sagittarius: unsympathetic // actually cares a whole lot although they may not show it
Capricorn: way to serious // actually is super crazy once you get to know them
Aquarius: difficult at maintaining friendships // actually the other persons fault for the end of the relationship
Pisces: super shy & sweet // actually will fuckin turn into an ape