I'm A Main Character! *I don't want to be*

Prologue

Hi, My name is  Shuri Jinko. I know you all read the summary. So i'm guessing you already know what's gonna happen.

Well status report for my life: Avoiding Everybody. Cause no one actually knows what's gonna happen next, cause as you read in the summary. I'm a main character. It's not some special love story or some epic fantasy thing where I get the cute boy and live happily ever after.

No. That's not my kind of story. My story is about me living through my whole life, avoiding becoming the main character.

Lets start from the very beginning shall we. Lets go back about 16 years ago.

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I'm just being born at this point. Here I am squeezing through my Moms vagina

*Horrible Scream women in Labor make*

and Shaboom. I was born. Well nothing special actually Just ended up with my Parents saying

"OMG Honey! She has pink hair and blue eyes" My Dad said,"But I don't have Blue eyes and Pink hair,"

"You're right!," My Mom said "This isn't our child,"

"Missus, she literally came out of your vagina,"

"Ohw shut up you B**ch" My Mom said,"This isn't my Daughter,"

"Then there's only one explanation" Dad said "Our daughters a main character,"

"Ohw f*ck yeah!," Mom said "Our daughter's gonna make us rich,"

Well fast forward a few months. Here I am being taken by a Magical Fairy

"Our Daughter's Gone,!" Mom said "Now how can we be rich?!,"

While i'm here flying in the skies the fairy just said "Don't worry young one, we will train you to be one of *Punch Sound*," I just straight up punched her in the face. Then some dust came falling into me. I floated in the skies and then just started falling down like a feather that fell from a plane. I saw my parents crying and saying "How can we be rich now? *sob sob sob*," She shouted, then I just floated straight to their arms.

"Omg! Its our daughter!," Mom said "thank god we found you,"

"Yeah, we would've died of being poor without you," Dad said

And I said "Agugugaga,"