'Hello', the psychiatrist said
'You can call me Fred'
'Hello Fred' I said
'What brings you to my bed'
'A car actually', he said
'I thought I saw a bike Fred'
'Your mistaken' he said
'I'd be better of dead'
'Dead' I said raising and eye
'Now I know that you lie'
'Get on the bed Fred', I said
'We'll pretend it's pale red'
'Now enough of that', said Fred
'I'm definitely not red.'
'No but your blood is' I said
Laughing in my head.
Fred, sad to say, is dead
He let out his red.
Poor Fred.
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FUN, MAD, AND JUST PLAIN SILLY Poetry
PoetryAS the Title says.. A collection of FUN, MAD, THOUGHTFUL and just plain Silly poems. IMPORTANT NOTE: IN THESE POEMS THE LETTERS, IN BRACKETS, AFTER THE TITLE MEAN. ...