FUN, MAD, AND JUST PLAIN SILLY Poetry

A FATHERS LIFE (F is for FUN)

Flies they buzz, the table full

Mosquitoes they eat the blood of all

Tom well, he dun picked his nose

Mary, she's shed all her cloths

Quickly pass the bread and jam

Oh no Mary's in the water, Dam!

Tom will you just wait and see

Oh no there goes my cup of tea

Oh my I think it's going to rain

Now where is Tom of too again

Mary, will you get dressed again

And Tom put on that vest, again

Now dear, Tom is only three

He just can't be expected to see

That it's too cold out here form him

Mary! Will you get out of that bin

But Mary, she is only four

Who opened the cars front door?

Now Tom, you put that back again

Mary! Put on your cloths again

But darling don't you see

Tom, will you get out of that tree

That this time is meant to be, Oh

Mary, don't kick your dads knee

But darling just don't you see

No Tom, you can't bounce on my knee

That this time is meant to be

Mary, will you get out of that tree

Home again, now what's the fuss

You left your bear, It's on the bus?

You favourite toy, well get it boy

Asleep again, Oh joy and peace

I see you've got your swollen feet

Well you come here

Well kiss it better, wont we dear

I pray for winter that I do

Oh No it's skiing

Now what will I do !!

Signed Frustrated Dad