Josh and Tyler sat quietly as the therapist wrote stuff down.
"So explain to me why you are here."
"Well, our fans thought something was going on between us and told us we should go see someone." Tyler explained.
"This is pointless." Josh stated.
"So you are part of a band named Twenty Øne Piløts correct?" She asked, "Just the two of you?"
"Yup." Josh stated popping the 'p'.
"What are your remaining symptoms?" She asked.
"I just—we internalize our feelings a lot. We have trouble articulating how we are feeling to each other. I feel like we just—" Tyler tried to explain.
"So you guys are being little brats?" She asked.
"What kind of therapist are you?" Josh asked.
"Okay, just let's get to the point. What's wrong with us?" Tyler asked.
"Your emotions and your logic are at war."
"OK" They nodded in unison.
"Your creativity and your analysis are at war." She explained, "And most simply, your SpookyJim and Blurryface are at war."
"How did you know about---?"
"To fix the problem we must separate them from each other."
"We what---?"
She brought in a machine and connected Josh and Tyler to it.
"Splitting your neurological functions in 5... 4..."
"Can we book an appointment or something?" Tyler asked
"3..."
"You just don't start counting down to major medical procedures" Josh explained.
"2... 1 This may hurt a bit"
"We don't even know what 'it' is!" They exclaimed.
"0 Isolation complete."
At that time Tyler and Josh's forms shifted into those of Blurryface and SpookyJim.
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"This is Blurryface: objective, logical, cold, analytical, Aware of patterns, aware of trends, he's efficient, and a prick
This is SpookJim: subjective, creative, sensory, Aware of feelings, aware of people, he's emotional, and an idiot."
"That's your opinion-just careful with opinions" SpookyJim sassed.
"Okay, boys, play nice." She told them and walked out the door.
"My name's Blurryface and I care what you think. I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain You got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with my might." Blurryface started off.
