One Shots (Solangelo Edition)

Twister. Which is perfectly normal. And not at all crazy...

McShizzle-Man-Bad-Boy-Supreme's P.O.V. (I just had coffee... so it makes sense to do a stupid person's P.O.V.)

So once again, we were all sitting around.

In the Poseidon cabin.

Just sitting.

Around.

With people...

Sitting.

People.

With.

Around.

So, the people were actually just the perfect me, Pipes, Brick Dude, Aquaman, Iguana, Gypsy Princess Gold Lady Person, Sunny Boi, and Death Breath.

Well that's what I call them inside my head, anyhow. Miss Know-it-all said that we were too stupid and refused to be too stupid with us.

"So..." Percy said, trying to form a sentence, which I don't think he's ever done properly before. "Uh... To game want play?"

Told you.

......

Okay, I lied. That's not what he said.

"Uh..." Percy said, looking at the gathering of peoples. "You guys want to play a game?"

We all nodded in unison. Except me. I made my head have an up and down seizure.

"What game?" Frank asked, fearing for his little Hazel's purity.

Will strummed Percy's guitar unconsciously. "Spin the bottle?"

Everybody shook their head 'no.' Except me. I made my head have another seizure.

I grabbed the nearest game to me, glancing at the title as I stood up. "How about.... T-T-TWISTEEERRRRRR!!!!!???" I yelled, making the others cover their ears.

I think they went deaf.

"Okay," Nico mumbled, giving me his glare of approval. I gave him my glare of approval, but I think he took it as a threat because his glare of approval turned into a glare of pure hatred so I turned my glare of approval into a glare of pure hatred but he turned his glare of approval that turned into pure hatred into a glare of even purer hatred.

I avoided making eye contact with him for the rest of the time the game was being set up.

"Okay," Jason said, spinning to the spinny thing. "Right foot red."

And that's when the game started.

... Obviously.

**TIME SKIPPY DO DAH DAY BA DUM RAH TRUM HEY**

So, Hazel was on doing some weird yoga pose that her left leg and right arm switched out. Frank was struggling to stand on one foot while keeping that one foot on yellow. Jason was doing a handstand while Nico was doing a surprisingly amazing back bend. Will was on his knees at Nico's feet.

Piper was out for refusing to step on the blue, while Percy was out for refusing to touch any color other than blue. I was out for sliding onto the Twister mat and landing face first on Frank's foot.

It was currently Jason's turn.

"Right leg orange," I called to him.

"How is that possible?" Jason yelled at he attempted to aim his legs for orange.

He got out of handstand position, and ended up foot slapping Nico in the stomach.

"Dam," Jason said as he stood up. "Out."

"Will's turn," I called to Percy as he spun the spinny spinner and watched it spin.

"Right hand yellow," Percy said and watched Will place his hand across Nico's chest.

Sexual.

Piper must have got the vibe.

"NOW KISS!" She yelled.

Will and Nico must not have been paying attention to their actions, because they fell into a heap of kisses.

And I literally mean fell. Will stumbled on top of Nico.

"Saucy," Percy said, smirking.

I picked up the Twister box, raising it above my head, cause why not.

"KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!" I yelled at the very top of my lungs. "I SEE YOU CU-"

"THAT'S ENOUGH, LEO!" An annoyed Annabeth yelled at the Poseidon cabin door.

"Aww!" I complained. "I hadn't even gotten to the good part yet!"

"Leo," Hazel said, looking at a hole in the wall. "The windows are gone."

......... uh.....

"THE HERMES KIDS STOLE THEM!"

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(A/N) This had to be my favorite chapter yet. I dunno if you'd consider this a one shot, but it was as sure as Hades stupid.

Stupid is good.

Gotta luv stupidity!

Thanks for reading!

-Rose DA

P.S. Thanks for about 500 reads! ^-^