One Shots (Solangelo Edition)

If You Insist

Nico's P.O.V.

"Hey, sunshine," Will said, walking up to me. We had just won a game of Capture the Flag.

"I am death," I told him, sticking my tongue out. Will decided to take that as a challenge of some sort.

"You sure are cute for death," he said. Gods, Will was cheesy as schist.

"I am the shadows of the night," I say. I. Am. Not. Cute. No matter how many times I say it, Will always refuses to believe me.

"Cutie," Will says, poking my cheek. I slapped his finger away.

"Fear me."

"My sweet pumpkin pie!"

"I am the Ghost King."

"No, you're my little ray of sunshine!"

There was no beating this guy, was there.

I breathed a heavy sigh. "If you insist."

That took Will by surprise. I wasn't one to give in when we have battles like these. Will smiled a crooked smile and picked me up.

"I won!" Will shouted. I wiggled out of his arms and punched him gently.

"Now spin around three times and bark like a dog," Will commanded.

"Shut up." I wasn't his slave.

Will ruffled my hair. "Just kidding, almighty Ghost King."

That gave me an idea. "Bow down on your knees and say 'All hail the almighty Ghost King' as loud as possible, and I'll fulfill your request."

To my surprise, Will actually got down on his knees. "ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY GHOST KING!"

That got him a lot of awkward glances and weird looks but, thankfully, most of the campers around were Solangelo shippers/fangirls (Okay, mostly fangirls) and just "awed" at the sight.

I had to except my fate. Goodbye, world.

Goodbye, dignity.

I spun around three times, trying to make it look as if I were tripping, and barked underneath my breath.

Will ran up to me and patted me on the head. "Good Ghost King."

"Grrrrrrr!"
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(A/N) Didn't bother to edit this. Sorry for any grammatical errors.

Just kidding! Edited on... uh... November 4, 2017.