Edd was crossing the road, not paying attention because he was on his phone...
Tom was a little drunk so he wasn't paying attention to where he was going...
Until....
"EDD!!!" Tom yelled, trying to break the car "TOM?!" Edd yelled, looking up from his phone to find Tom, until he saw the car lights on him, making his vision blurry "TOM SLOW DOW-" *CRASH*
Nothingness consumed Edd, until he awoke in his... Bed? "Oh it was just a dream" Edd said, jetting up and sitting, "Ugh my head... Did I drink too much Cola last night? Nah that's not it, I didn't even drink Cola... Somehow." Edd said "EDD ARE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF LIKE MATT AGAIN?" He heard Tord yell "N-NO" Edd replied, embarrassed, He got out of his bed walking around, He opened the door and Tord gave Edd his mail, "Hah, You got a job offer." Tord said smirking, "You're not gonna draw hentai on my channel when I'm at work." Edd said
Tord frowned and walked away, Edd looked at the mail, "Are you religious? are you a Baptist? who cares! come work for god and get a amazing paycheck of $8.88 a hour!" Edd read aloud, "I don't think that's real." a male said.. "TOM!?" Edd yelled looking up "In the flesh." Tom said, smiling.
Tom was consumed by a hug, but Tom never knew how strong Edd was "E-EDD.. Too.. tight.. c-ant.. brea..th....e" Tom worded out, Edd noticed and let go of Tom, dropping him onto the floor, "Oh.. Sorry Tom." Edd said, blushing of embarrassment.
"Hah pathetic, can't handle Edd, can't ya Jehovah's witness?" Tord said, walking up
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Edd almighty (An Eddsworld fan book) !SLOW UPDATES!
Hayran KurguThis story is heavily inspired by "Bruce almighty" But instEDD its with Edd! :3 (Cover is temporary) Edd Gold is your average 26 year old youtuber, with only 100 subscribers... But what happens when he "dies" because of his friend accidentally runn...
