We got back from the beach, we finally reached the hotel we were staying in and I finally found humor in the situation and it'll be a killer story to tell at parties. As we waited in the lobby, Max checked us into our rooms and I knew that Stove was with me, Nick and Jamie, Seb was with Buddha, and Bailey was with Joey who was still in his speedo. It weirder people out in the lobby but not as many as I thought, but hey, it's Florida. We went up the elevator with a young woman in it to our rooms on the 3rd floor. She was uncomfortable and visibly disgusted with us all in the elevator at once especially Joey right in front of her. She got off on the 7th floor and scurried away as quick as she could out of the elevator. As soon as the doors closed we all laughed at that.
"Dudes, did you see that ladies face. She was so looking disgusted at Joey's butt."
"She was just jealous of what I got and that I'm so hot," Joey said.
"Eh, " Buddha said, disinterested as usual.
"Oh who doesn't wanna piece," Nick said.
"I'd eat it," Jamie added.
We all laughed and got off on the third floor so an elderly couple could get on. Our rooms were the furthest ones from the elevator but once we got there, Joey said to Bailey,
"Hey, Bailey, why don't you go bandage up in the bathroom. "
"Yeah, I can still feel the dildo marks on my head. "
Bailey went in will rubbing the marks, that I could only resist laughing at by covering my mouth with my hand.
"Ah, I'm getting thirsty, hey Stove, you got money for room service 'cause I got some money if you need it. "
"Didn't Seb get lemonades earlier? " Stove asked.
I thought about it for a minute stroking my chin with my fingers and then said,
"Joey, did Seb drink our lemonades? "
He thought about it, looked up into the distance, and with a puzzled face, said, "I think that bastard did."
"Ugh, Seb! " I said, kicking the wall.
"Go kick his butt, Sneak. " Cole cheered.
"I will just watch me. " I went into the room and when I got in I walked closer to him and stopped and widened my mouth and eyes when I realized he was naked. He didn't see me because he was putting on his shirt by I saw him in his naked glory and felt the need to run away as quick and silent as thunder but hit my foot against the door giving a loud, bang.
"Oh hey hey, " he said.
I was frozen for a little, trying to hide my face and, I was stiff as a statue when I turned to look at him, and I glimpsed down to see if he was clothed but he was.
"Hey Seeeb, " I squeaked.
"What's wrong with you, you looked like you just saw a ghost."
I saw something really white but it was mostly pink though.
"Oh umm, I just had... water in my eyes still. I got to dry it out."
"Okay, I'm done, feel free to change in your room too. I'll wait outside."
As soon as he walked out I put my hands over my mouth and screamed as loud as possible. In my mouth, I shouted, "Oh my god, I saw Seb's body! Right after he landed on me. He was naked! I can't believe the size of that thing! It's sooo... Ah!"
I changed into my 'Rolling Stones' shirt and pale blue skinny jeans I got at the mall as quickly as possible so nobody could see my naked body.
I stepped out and saw Joey riding on top of Max's back.
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FanfictionI can't believe my best friend Bailey and I met and snuck onto their tour van of my favorite band SWMRS because of an extenatial crisis I had after being kicked out of college. I'm going to see parts of the United States and go on wild adventures th...