What I Need

T.E.X.A.S.

We were in Houston Texas at night nan the show was tight. The people were great and friendly, I took a lot of pictures of statues and skyscrapers around us. A person even gave Bailey a cowboy hat that I was so jealous of. After that we were hungry and most of us were tired.

"Man Bailey I'm so jealous that you have that cowgirl hat, "

"No, it's a cowPERSON hat you uncultured swine. Second of all, you're envious, not jealous. Jealousy is when you're insecure about someone taking what you have, envy is when you want something that someone else has. "

I rolled my eyes and replied, "Whatever. But say it. "

"Say what,? "

"Do the meme. " I begged.

"What me- Oh that one. Maybe later. "

"What? Please, Bail? "

"My baby said not now, " Joey shouted from on top of an amp.

"Yeah, Sneak, no means no. Now Joey, get yourself off the amp. "

Joey hopped off the amp so Cole could move it into the van.

"Boy I am hung," Seb said aloud.

"Ah, same Seb, I can go eat something, "I replied.

"Oh I didn't mean hung as in hungry, " He said, with a smirk. I was baffled by what he meant for a second but once I knew what he meant, I said, "Oh my god, Seb! "

And I cringed because I saw him naked but laughed with everyone else because it was a clever joke, but cringed some more at the memory of his entire body.

"Seb, I have to tell you something, finally, "

I breathed in and out,

"In Miami I... I saw you... in your birthday suit. I walked into you changing and I didn't say anything because I was embarrassed. I'm sorry."

"Oh... well... that's alright, " Seb told me.

"Really, you're not angry? "

"Nah, everyone has seen me naked, it's like a right of passage of SWMRS, right, Stove? He nudged, Stove who was next to him.

"Yep, Seb even sent some nudes. "

"Unsolicited dick pics, Seb. I thought you were better than that. "

"He's not, " Jamie said.

"He's so naughty," Nick added.

"So don't feel embarrassed in the slightest you saw me nude. Now let's go eat already. Hey Joey, did you get us all a spot at the Hard Rock Cafe? "

"You bet your hairy ass I did," Joey said, now forcing me to imagine all of Seb naked.

I hope that pause means he's lying about being okay and now I know what his ass looks like. Super.

After we'd moved all our things into the van we were all pumped to go to a Hard Rock Cafe. Those things are sort of hard to book, especially with the number of people we were going with. Houston is such an underrated city, so pretty, so many skyscrapers around us to gaze upon in glory and so much to do. We arrived at the crowed Hard Rock Cafe and waited in line for a while.

"Hey Bail, " I nudged to the little cowPERSON, "You think we'll see your future father in laws, photo in here. He is a rock star after all. "

"Hmmm, maybe, but I doubt it. I feel like this place would be from the 1950s to about the 1980s."

"Green Day formed in the late 80s, 'member."

"Yeah, but they weren't as popular until the 90s. Maybe, just maybe, we'll see a jacket or guitar of his. MAYBE. "