Wade Wilson, the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool, has managed to get himself into the DC Universe. His world soon turns upside down when he falls in love with The Joker's main squeeze herself, Harley Quinn. Her crazy matches his crazy. And you, the luck...
It was just another night in Gotham City, and Joker and Harley Quinn were at the funhouse. Joker was writing down another scenario on how to kill Batman. Harley was barefoot and in her red nighty, in a jovial mood.
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She was ready to fool around with her "puddin," but he was oblivious to her advances, ignoring her. It was downright annoying. The other person watching this was their newest henchman, Sideshow Wade.
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Sideshow Wade had to admit, Harley looked really hot right now. He overheard everything though. Including "the whoopee cushion." Wade thought, "whoopee cushion? I'd use whipped cream." Joker sighed and softly said, "listen cupcake, daddy's got a lot of work to do, and you're not helping..." then he snapped, "Just like you weren't helping today with that stupid chattering teeth gag!" Wade heard all this bickering about how Batman was right and such, and plans to possibly kill him, and he heard about a plan known as "The Death of a Thousand Smiles." As Joker went into detail of his master plan, until he realized, "oh wait, I remember why I scrapped this plan. Piranhas can't smile! All those razor sharp teeth, drooped into a frown! Not even my laughing gas could get a giggle out of them... Alas, the bitter jest of fate! My magnum opus gone kaput, because I couldn't make any guppies smile!" He moped on the floor, and Harley playfully crawled to him, cooing, "I know how ta make some smiles, puddin'..." Then, Sideshow Wade got an idea! Before Joker could get mad, Wade said, "Hey boss, I got an idea!"
"What is it Sideshow Wade?" Joker monotonically asked. "This better be good." Wade breathed in for a minute and said, "why don't you replace the real piranhas with water proof robotic piranhas with razor sharp smiles? And put a small dose of your venom onto the tip of each fang, to add more of a punchline!" Joker and Harley were stumped. "Robotic piranhas?" Joker asked, with a mixed reaction of astonishment and near anger. "Wade, that works on cartoon logic!" Harley scolded. But then, Joker jumped with joy as he shouted, "Sideshow Wade, you're a genius!" Wade confusedly asked, "I am?" Joker danced around and said, "Oh, I have lots to do, places to raid, sets to make, so much fun!"
"Uh, puddin', do you want me to change into something so Sideshow Wade and I can help?" asked Harley. Joker smirked and said, "oh no Harley. I'm not going to let you help. You might screw this up like last time." Wade asked, "do I get a reward? Like maybe some chimichangas?" Joker giggled, "oh no Wade, you get to stay. But you get the reward of massaging Harley's feet! TTFN! Ta-Ta For Now!" He then cackled and left, leaving Harley and Sideshow Wade alone. Harley sighed and said, "well, come on Wade. These feet won't massage themselves."
