Wade Wilson, the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool, has managed to get himself into the DC Universe. His world soon turns upside down when he falls in love with The Joker's main squeeze herself, Harley Quinn. Her crazy matches his crazy. And you, the luck...
Harley and Deadpool decided to take the bus to Central City, because it would make going there easier. Along with them was a duffel bag with a lot of ammunition. With this much time, it gave the two time to think. "Wade, I've been thinking of something..." said Harley. "Uh-oh, she ain't calling you that pet name, something's up." One of the voices in Wade's brain said. "What is it?" asked Wade. "Now I get that you want to get back to ya Marvel Universe and all," said Harley, "and ya want ta kill Purple Man. But when ya done with all that, what next?" This question was a good one for Wade. "I'm not really sure to be honest..." said Wade, "I'm also torn apart. I'm not sure if I want to be back where I belong, or if I want to be with you because I love you. And you know what they say about long distance relationships. I just, I..." He laid his head on her shoulder. "It's okay Deady Bear," said Harley, "we'll try and find a way..." Wade sighed as he snuggled up to Harley. A few hours later, the bus made it to Central City, and Deadpool & Harley got to S.T.A.R. Labs, coming in. "It's quiet in here," said Deadpool looking around, "too quiet..." The two looked around until somebody said, "Stop right there!"
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It was Cisco Ramon himself, The Vibe! "Cisco, ya just the guy we're lookin' for!" said Harley as she and Wade walked to him. "Quinn?? What are you doing here?? And who's the Spider-Man reject?" asked Cisco, not exactly intimidated, but baffled with what these two were doing here. "Spider-Man reject? Y'know, I often get that a lot," said Deadpool, "my name's Deadpool, Cisco. We ain't here to harm ya. I need your help." Cisco looked at the two love nuts and said, "my help?" Cisco then touched Wade, and got a piece of Wade's world, and what the Merc With a Mouth was like in general. This is what he saw when he vibed him.
He let go of Deadpool's shoulder, breathing intensely, hoping he wouldn't be driven insane. "What'd ya see Cisco?" asked Deadpool. "I saw enough," replied Cisco, "fuckin' aye, man." Deadpool nodded and said, "fuckin' aye indeed. Alright Cisco. I need you to vibe a portal back to my dimension. Can you handle all that?" Cisco nodded, and then vibed up a portal that will lead back to Wade's world. "Good luck to you, Wade," said Cisco, concentrating. "Mind if I come with ya Deady Bear?" asked Harley, "ya look like ya might need help." Cisco looked at the two, in disbelief that these two were in a relationship. "Sure Pumpkin Pie," said Deadpool as he took her hand, carrying the duffel bag, the two then went into the portal that is The Marvel Universe, and the portal closed.
