Wade Wilson, the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool, has managed to get himself into the DC Universe. His world soon turns upside down when he falls in love with The Joker's main squeeze herself, Harley Quinn. Her crazy matches his crazy. And you, the luck...
Dick Grayson, AKA Nightwing was out on patrol on his own one night. Well, he thought he was alone. Or was he? He turned around and saw Deadpool and Harley Quinn right behind him.
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"Quinn," said Nightwing, "who's your new friend?" Deadpool stuck out his hand and said, "Pool. Deadpool." Nightwing tilted his head and said, "Deadpool? As in the Dirty Harry movie?" Harley giggled as Deadpool replied, "He gets it! Nice to meet ya Nighty! I'm Harley's new boyfriend." Nightwing looked at him and said, "Yeah, Batman told me Harley got a new boyfriend. Anyway, what do you two want?"
Harley sighed sadly and said, "We're really sorry about what happened to Barbara. We can tell she's got the hots for ya Hunk Wonder." Nightwing blushed at that last comment, but said, "I appreciate that Quinn. Guess you're a lot more human than some people think."
"We also know what Barbara's little creep of a brother did to her," said Deadpool, "so we gave him a taste of his own medicine." Deadpool got out an envelope and gave it to the former boy wonder. Nightwing opened the envelope, and saw a photo of James Jr. on the floor, his legs broken. Nightwing took a step back in horror as he looked at the photo. "I think I smashed his legs so hard the docs might have ta amputate his legs," said Harley as she giggled. Nightwing was speechless. "Could've been worse," said Deadpool, "we could've gone the route of Misery. But instead of hobbling him like the movie, we'd do it like the book, you know, slicing his foot with an axe and using a blowtorch to cauterize the wound. Though that would've been too nice of a luxury, even for a little shit like him. You know, cauterizing. But ya know, we could've also used a glowing 1000 degree knife like in those videos, but that would've been too generous also." Nightwing covered his mouth, trying not to vomit as he said, "please, stop talking! I had dinner a few minutes ago!"
"Well you can give those photos to Babs and say her little brother says hello," said Harley as she grinned menacingly. Nightwing regained his composure as he said, "I don't usually condone violence. But after what Barbara's brother did to her, I'm willing to make a rare exception and let this one pass."
"Okay good," said Deadpool, "One more thing. You know where Cisco is? You know, Vibe?" Nightwing thought for a moment and said, "You mean Francisco Ramon, The Vibe? Well, he resides in S.T.A.R. Labs of Central City. What do you want with him?" Deadpool, "Since he's capable of vibing up portals to alternate dimensions, I kind of need him to get me back home." Nightwing nodded, understanding. "Thanks again Nighty," said Harley as she and Deadpool left.
