Wade Wilson, the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool, has managed to get himself into the DC Universe. His world soon turns upside down when he falls in love with The Joker's main squeeze herself, Harley Quinn. Her crazy matches his crazy. And you, the luck...
"You sure about this Harls?" asked Wade as he and Harley went into the fabric store. "Don't worry Wade," assured Harley, "this place makes good costumes, no questions asked. And they say there's no honor among thieves." Harley walked up to the clerk and gave him a piece of paper, "Okay Liefeld, make it for him, red and black." Liefeld nodded, and got to work on Wade's new costume. "Don't worry, it'll be like your old costume," assured Harley. Couple hours later, Liefeld came back with the suit, giving it to Wade. "He won't mind if I throw away the clown suit, will he?" asked Wade. Harley shook her head, and Wade went into a private room, took off his clown suit, then put on his new Deadpool suit. He went outside, for Harley to see.
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"Knock, knock, Harley," said Wade, "say hello to your new and improved Deadpool!" Harley looked at him, then squealed with joy as she ran up to Wade, and hugged him. "Love ya suit Deady Bear," said Harley. Deadpool said, "good, I'm planning on keeping it. Thanks Liefeld." Deadpool and Harley left the store, Harley looking all bubbly. Suddenly, a random pedestrian noticed the two lovers and said, "hey, nice suit!"
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"Zip it Stan Lee!" yelled Deadpool, glaring at him. Harley then giggled, and the two walked their merry way. "Alright, I get that you want ta go back home and get revenge on Purple Rain and such," said Harley, "but wouldja be willing ta help me with a few things?" Deadpool nuzzled his nose on Harley's nose and said, "anything for you, Pumpkin Pie."
