Wade Wilson, the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool, has managed to get himself into the DC Universe. His world soon turns upside down when he falls in love with The Joker's main squeeze herself, Harley Quinn. Her crazy matches his crazy. And you, the luck...
Deadpool and Harley were at the same lair where Purple Man was hiding. They looked around. "I think he's over there," said Deadpool. Suddenly, there was giant stomping. It was The Hulk, but his eyes looked like a brainwashed purple. "Oh boy," said Deadpool, "Hulk's dangerous on his own. But a Hulk under somebody's control? That's even worse."
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"HULK SMASH INTRUDERS!!!!!" roared Hulk as he raised his fists. "Run for it!" yelled Deadpool, as he and Harley dodged the Hulk's fists as they smashed the ground. They kept on dodging his attacks as they kept taunting him, angering the green behemoth even further. "Hey Wade, get the rubber sledgehammer!" said Harley. Deadpool dropped the duffel bag and asked, "Are you sure?"
"Trust me!" said Harley, and Wade opened up the duffel bag and pulled out a rubber sledgehammer, giving it to Harley. Harley then said, "FORE!!!!!" She then swung the rubber sledgehammer and struck Hulk right in the nuts. Hulk then yelled in pain, "HULK'S NUTS HURT!" He held his groin, falling to his knees. It worked. "I love you," said Deadpool, and Harley flritatiously winked at him. Deadpool rubbed her pussy several times, causing her to moan in pleasure. "Come on Deady, I know what you really came for," said Harley, "but you can fuck me later after we kill Purple Man." Deadpool nodded and said, "Right. Let's get to work."
