Wade Wilson, the Merc with a Mouth, Deadpool, has managed to get himself into the DC Universe. His world soon turns upside down when he falls in love with The Joker's main squeeze herself, Harley Quinn. Her crazy matches his crazy. And you, the luck...
Harley sighed as Sideshow Wade massaged her feet in her room. "Another night, I get dolled up," she said, "and another night, well, I don't get the boot, but Mistah J leaves me alone. Face it Harl, this stinks." Wade stopped massaging her feet. "am I doing a bad job?" he asked. Harley shook her head and said, "no, no, you're doing fine. Don't stop." He continued to massage her bare feet as she moaned in pleasure, "oh, that feels so good. I think you're better at massaging than Mistah J..."
"Why do you put up with that clown anyway?" asked Wade. Harley thought for a moment and said, "yeah, what the hell am I thinking? I impress that jackass, and what do I get? Jack shit! I'm wanted in 2 dozen states, and in a dysfunctional relationship with a certified psycho! And honestly, I'm disgusted with the things he does! Like, with what he did ta the Commissioner's daughter... Yeah, I didn't know she was Bratgirl at the time, but now... I'm sickened with what we did ta her." She sighed sadly, and a single tear of guilty remorse fell from her cheek. "Why don't you just ditch him if you hate him so much?" asked Wade, "Especially since he ain't gonna reciprocate your advances?" Harley smiled and said, "you're right Wade! I deserve better than Joker! In fact, he's pathetic in bed, and his Jack in the Box is more of a, um..."
"Limp Bizkit?" asked Wade. Harley laughed and said, "that's the word! Be a darling and get me a towel, please?" Sideshow Wade got a towel, giving it to her. Harley took off her black domino mask and her jester cap, revealing her blonde hair, and she wiped her clown makeup off, until the skin on her face was clean. "Wade," she began, "do you think I'm beautiful?" Sideshow Wade unhesitant, blurted, "are you kidding me? You're drop dead gorgeous!" Harley got close to him, seductively saying, "so you like what you see?" He nodded. "Then ride me like Yoda on Luke Skywalker." She then kissed Wade on the lips, and he embraced the kiss, refusing to let go. They held each other, Harley on top of him as he groped her ass, she moaned in pleasure. With his other hand, he groped her breasts, causing her to moan even more. He kissed her neck, making her shiver as she said, "oh, that feels so good..." she kissed his neck, rubbing his crotch even more. "Let's get that silly clown costume off," she instructed, snatching his collar off, continuing her kissing on the neck until she saw what he looked like. "What?" asked Wade.
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Gone was his frizzy red hair, white clown makeup, red nose, black eyeshadow made to look like you know who, and red painted smile. Instead was a face that looked scarred and disfigured. "Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?" asked Harley in shock, but not disgust. Wade looked in the mirror, and saw his real disfigured reflection.
