Crazy cousins

Who is Mischief?

Here's some fun facts about me

1) I have a very big imagination like it's crazy with all these stories I make up. Hopefully I'll put the ones I really thought of into stories.

2) I'm extremely shy. It's not even funny. I will not talk to new people, I will not ask for help, I refuse to text first because I feel like I'm bothering them. It's insane.

3) I'm literally the sweetest person ever until you piss me off. Like I'll still be kinda nice but if you cross the line I will be a cold hearted person to you.

4) I refuse to say no. I know it's a problem and that's not good but for some reason I just won't say no. If someone asks me if they can copy off my paper I will say yes. Or if someone wants me to buy something (like a t-shirt from school or something) I'll buy it. That happened last year and I didn't really like the shirt and it was like $20. Instant regret :-/

5) I ask rhetorical questions...a lot. It's a problem... or I'm just weird like that.

6) Speaking of weird, I'm weird. Maybe a cool weird? Or just straight up, don't talk to me, you're weird...weird? Weird is such a weird word to spell/look at. Or is that just me?

7) I'm awkward. 100.8% awkward. I'm awkward at talking, walking, eating, etc... just ugh. I can't even. Even my laugh is awkward.

8) I'm a sarcastic little person. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Deal with it (⌐■_■)

9) Sports are my enemy. The only sport I can do well is softball (and sleeping) but other than that I just can't do it. Running is my arch nemesis because of my big boobs :(. It's like two water jugs jumping up and down every time I run or jump rope.

10) I can't express my feelings. It's just so hard for me. When I do I get so, so, so uncomfortable I start to tell jokes. (Chandler anyone?) It's not good to bottle up my feelings which technically I'm not if I'm talking about it with myself...in my head... but hey, at least I'm doing it. But ew feelings.

11) I say sorry a lot. I say it to inanimate objects. I say it when it's someone's fault. I'm just a emotional mess lol.

Alright cool. That was very cringey and gross lol. I hope y'all enjoyed me talking about myself and seeing how awkward I am. Alyssa shall see you in the next chapter.

Mischief out ✌🏾

-Mischief